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# Whoever did the commode one can't spell commode
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yeah I got a spam email this morning offering me a free trial subscription to
Huge Mellons
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's odd
A colleague just offered me a tictac with the flavour "fresh melons"

melon mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not flesh melon?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Chinese imports may contain lead
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# that's all that's left of the dog...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Actually talking of asian exports
My mate's missus is from Singapore and she likes nothing better than a can of melon milk!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *shivers*
A trip around your local asian supermarket confirms that they eat alien foods
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I love my asian supermarket!
Kick the crap out of supermarkets pricewise!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^this
good instant noodles for 20p? 10kgs of basmati rice for £11? oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# YEah and they're the three sachets noodles with the oil and dried veges
Not fucking £1 super noodle shite and it's 60p for a pound of chilis not for four of them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# thats the good shit.
i love going to them with me dad. one memorable occasion he picked up the round packs of noodlesa and exclaimed "look at that, they've made the round so don't have to break them in half to put them in the pan. say what you like about the damned chinee, they're bloody clever" (verbatim)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha i just got emailed the IS IT REAL? thing by my mum
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)