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[challenge entry] New airport chaos...with added gladiatorial element.

'Ning all

From the Extreme Gladiators challenge. See all 161 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahahah
/finally got luggage back after 24 days blog
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# did all the metal studs set off the detectors again?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I AM a metal stud.
Stop sniggering at the back.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *buffs*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# is that why you asked me to polish your helmet?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# and i expect that's what your going to say to the judge as well isn't it.


[edit]also, 24 days, that is quite shocking fucking service. lucky for me i'm flying from cardiff this weekend, so they'll probably just try and sex my luggage.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# He knows he's better off keeping schtum
knah whatta mean?

edit: I didn't realise people actually flew from Cardiff :D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yes, however the selection of duty free isn't as good.
mind you it's got to be better then coventry airport, it's like a couple of sheds and a strip of tarmac.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I thought you were quite sane!
Ohhh!!!! metal!!!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
#
ohhh youuuuu....

*feebly slaps chest*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Leave my extremely hairy chest alone!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# myyyy
That's a deep shag alright
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# !
!!
!!!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I'm sniggering behind your back...
arf.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I couldn't even get my luggage to check-in...

(a first draft kind of thing...)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
WOO! ready
YAY! ready
HOUPLA! Ready

*blows whistle*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Fucking, WIN!

*clicks 'til her mouse can click no more*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
oh yeah!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all. Sorry TJ time. New Nuts images in my profile. This week with added Happy Toats, Proj69, and Joe Scaramanga.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Whoever did the commode one can't spell commode
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yeah I got a spam email this morning offering me a free trial subscription to
Huge Mellons
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That's odd
A colleague just offered me a tictac with the flavour "fresh melons"

melon mind piss
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not flesh melon?:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Chinese imports may contain lead
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# that's all that's left of the dog...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Actually talking of asian exports
My mate's missus is from Singapore and she likes nothing better than a can of melon milk!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *shivers*
A trip around your local asian supermarket confirms that they eat alien foods
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I love my asian supermarket!
Kick the crap out of supermarkets pricewise!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# ^this
good instant noodles for 20p? 10kgs of basmati rice for £11? oh yes
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# YEah and they're the three sachets noodles with the oil and dried veges
Not fucking £1 super noodle shite and it's 60p for a pound of chilis not for four of them!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# thats the good shit.
i love going to them with me dad. one memorable occasion he picked up the round packs of noodlesa and exclaimed "look at that, they've made the round so don't have to break them in half to put them in the pan. say what you like about the damned chinee, they're bloody clever" (verbatim)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# haha i just got emailed the IS IT REAL? thing by my mum
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# happytoats getting all the money
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# And the fame. Don't forget the lovely lovely fame.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I had the fame sticker album when I was a kid!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I don't doubt it.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# was Peter Beardsley in it?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah
He must be up to about 300 so far, a while to go before he catches TGA though.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *final part of payment arrived today* :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# DRINKS ARE ON TGA
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)
# after i've paid for the new drive shaft my car suddenly needs
/but yes, the london bash - for me at least - is being paid for solely by Nuts :)

there may be a few drinkies in it for people
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# \o.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Shesh
You must be a millionaire in Zimbabwe by know!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I OWN Zimbabwe
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Erm no
I bought it for a quid last week.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# hazzar!
don;t forget to post a pic of the fabled cheque.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# I have 3 :)
they've been very good have NUTS. Hopefully the start of something good.
All seems to be moving in the right direction now :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# How quickly do they produce the cheques?
I'm still waiting for last weeks. Do you have to email the invoices or post them?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# I emailed them, and I've had cheques through within 2 weeks.
/althoguh the first two were cheques for an image printed last year which has now been resolved, and they didn't come through until last week, but all that happened before the current dealings with NUTS.

I've had 3 images over the past 3 issues, and the cheque for them arrived this moring.

Shouldn't be long for you now :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *prepares to intercept postman*
Well, you were right about the ipod, that came in exactly 28 days, so I expect you're right about this too :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)
# generally, these things have to go through 2-3 diff. depts,
so it's highly likely to take 14- 28 days to get processed and through to you :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# And it must be one of those beeeeg ones!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# They didn't do the Carlos Tevez special page this week did they?
Maybe that'll be next week.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Yes but maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow the who world is my home.
Dodo dodo, dodo dodo, dooooo
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *reaches for air rifle*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Oh you loved the programme when you were a min-dixon!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think I did
As well as the Red Hand Gang
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# LALA LA LALALA LALA LA LAAAA LALA LA!
*glees*
I think it got banned in the US for communist conitations:P
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)
# pfft
Their loss! *jumps in the air*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# *gets walkie talkie*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah superb
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this wins everything. And more!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# fucking beautiful
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha! and arf!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahaha
this is some top hummus to start my day. well done.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Haha!
Yes!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done!
:D
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Woo
Yay to added gladiatorial elements
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# great, great stuff :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# fantastic
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I was so in the middle of making one of these myself
when I saw this. Bastard. Woo.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# thought I'd better get in there early!
;)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# this is good!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# FP
win!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# "Travel-Later"
I love it!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:52, archived)