And they did ride unto the coastWhere Mary didst panic, and wonder how they were to come unto Cyprus.
And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
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Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:20,
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And Jesus said unto her 'Watch this shit', as he carried her all the way across the med
And Simon, who is called Peter, did hang ten, and spake unto Christ'caught my first tube today, Lord'. And lo, there was much rejoicing
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Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:24,
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And the Lord said'That's nothing, check this out' and all the sea were turned to wine.
And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
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And Simon, who is called Peter, sayeth 'Fantastic, now where do I piss?'
And Simon, who is called Peter, was right ticked off.'Bloody one-upmanship' quoth he. 'One day someone's going to nail that smug git to a tree'. And lo he did go forth from that place to another place, and spake thusly: 'Judas, me old china. A word in your shell-like...'
And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
(And verily the rest is history. Or mythology at any rate.
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