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# Apologies for shitness.
Expect a lot more of these sorts of things tomorrow.



Sadly yes, it's true...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7366211.stm
(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# That was quick.
Not sure why it's listed under London on the bbc site though.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# because only londoners pay tax, maybe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)
# probably the same reason
milliband's comments about mugabe last week were lumped in with the pakistan election.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)
# That was quick indeed.
www.smh.com.au/news/people/snipes-jailed-for-three-years-for-tax-evasion/2008/04/25/1208743197078.html

So much for his Money Train.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)
# guess not rich enough then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# He should be sentenced for crimes aginst fashion.
That is a hideous suit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DEMOLITION GLAND

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/demolitionham.jpg

I just read the article...shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Even at the age of 7 or 8 or whatever I was when Basic Instinct was released,
I still realised that Sharon Stone had a horrible looking fanny.

edit: Christ, I was 11, surely that film was made before 1992?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ^this
shes not even vaugely attractive
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:39, archived)
# mm
have you actually watched basic instinct?

it's kind of hard NOT to want to skullfuck her
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Wood.
Jesus...I just noticed the lady parts...

So THAT'S what they looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I had to be quick
So if anyone else does it i can be like... "HA! You stole my idea!" Then I'd crack open a cold one and feel really good about myself!
(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:10, archived)
# cracking open a cold one sounds like a good idea
necrophilia is the answer to everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Damn right
Luckily for me my local graveyard has Wi-Fi connection! The local people said it was a waste of resources but I'm sure it'll turn into a great investment!
(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)
# there's got to be webcam revenue from all that aswell
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:15, archived)
# This must be wrong!
"The star of films such as (...) White Men Can't Jump,"

And I shall reply with Quick too. Quick.
(Sverre my password is "password", Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Too quick...?
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
*shuffles back into the corner*

edit. White men can't jump was awesome! I think...? Was that the one with the dinosaurs?
(AverageRyan Yes Sir, I Can Boogie..., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 0:21, archived)
# the other one starring Miss Piggy...
Jurassic Pork
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)