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# Ecch. I can't stand that woman and her
lines and wrinkles problems. I imagine if Loreal invented a way of sucking the life-force out of children to prolong youth she'd advertise that.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'd buy it!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# All I hear when I see her commercials is
'Do you have a square face? I have a square face. I rub this into my square face and try and make myself look like a real person.'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Also, "All my wrinkles tell a story,
so I'm going to remove them, and remove even these tiny traces of personality"
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha! I'd never noticed that.
It looks like a cardboard mask of a real face.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# all i hear
is, "listen to my fake american accent lol"
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)