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# Hee hee!
Beard hair's a bit not-soft for cushions I reckon though.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That there's the silky smooth
variety that wizards have
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# it needs marinading in margarine for 3 furlongs first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What if you used really strong canvas for the cushion
then put a nice soft cover over the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Perfect. You should give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I don't have access to that much beard hair.
For some reason Manwife's head hair grows like the clappers (he has dreads down to midway down his bum, and I trimmed half a foot off them a while back) but his beard takes AGES to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you do realise what the obvious solution is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hide in ZZ Top's dressing room with a syringe full of muscle relaxant?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ok, second most obvious





weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Shear Blessed?
Omid Djalili?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)