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# he must have had one of those really big shits, that make you feel great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Oooh
I could do with one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# What has Clarkson done to deserve being refered to as a big shit
I mean I can vaguely understand him being called a professional prick, but giant turd?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I don't know
Maybe the lovely beer I've had for breakfast has impaired my judgement.

Today is going to be a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Is that what's called a positive attitude?
Maybe I should have a liquid breakfast more often...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# PMA, motherfucker!
PaM Ayres, I think it stands for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hum Pam Ayres isn't my definition of ecstasy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Oi loike Shrove Tuesday
It's the best day of the year
I loike to make a big pancake
And stuff it up moi rear.

With lemon juice it makes oi weep
Strawb jam makes oi red
But with a bit of sugar on
It makes oi want a fat cock up me (note to self: needs to rhyme)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)
# the fact that he's
an egotistical cunt with no respect for other peoples opinions who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on other animals?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)
# What has he done to animals?
Egotistical cunt etc probably reasonable given TopGear (which is pretty much all I have ever seen of him)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# deliberately driven in to fields to run them over
shot them because they were on his land (and not to eat as some people would argue is acceptable), stuff like that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# shit
I suppose killing pests is acceptable (like Rabbits) but simply for bloodlust is a tad extreme
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)
# rabbits are no more pests than we are
but if you suggest shooting people who steal food you'd be locked up for being an extremist mental case.

If farmers want to claim the land that rabbits live on/in as their own and grow stuff on it that rabbits love the taste of then thats their own fucking stupid fault.

It's like building an infants school on top of a paedo's house and expecting him to ignore it.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)
# maybe not in the UK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_Australia
but the little fuckers have caused a huge problem to our ecology. And don't even mention the toad.

Yeah it was a mistake to introduce them, but we don't want to loose native species in competition rabbits/cane toads/feral cats.

(edit: I realise that rabbits was probably was a bad example...)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm guessing it was the "farmers" (their families, anyway)
who took the rabbits with them when they moved there in the first place
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# They were introduced by the "gentry"
for sporting purposes.
The toad was introduced to control a beetle which was introduced to control a plant, which was....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# this is the fucking problem
rich twats breeding animals to kill for "sport"
fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ^this for the bunnies
the toad was just poorly thought out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# If I recall correctly
Rabbits were introduced to the UK by the Romans.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Rabbits=People
Science!
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# No matter how carefully you write the message that animals are not people
what Happytoast will actually read is "Animals are a kind of inferior people. Inferior people deserve to be exterminated."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# But enough about me
what about Jeremy Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# needs moar goatse
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)