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# eeep!
I haev just invented the greatest invention since sliced bread or the rampant rabbit!
The Corkscrew drill bit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)
# What can it do?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Or rather: what do you do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# screw corks?
(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Uncork a bottle of wine in under 2 seconds!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Wahey!

no bits of cork in the wine?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nice steady camera hand you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I employ spazzed for the good of the community!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Were you wanking while recording this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Who wouldn't! Tis a thing of beauty!!!
Only my camera is working:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I just never thought of a drill as feminine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Well it has a female adaptor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Or a male one:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Didn't see yours.
www.b3ta.com/board/8322186
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Those pubes could have someone's eye out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# But is it better than rampant sliced bread?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# wehay!
a sort of turbo-charged 'waiter's friend'. Naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "waiter's friend" sounds like a real euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# If it isn't
it should be...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ah don't know anybuddy thats ever hud wine, part fae the Buckie, that goes tae ma healthclub or anybuddy thats goat workin' hauns, so on that basis, ah'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# They did it in Black Books
in the one where they're house sitting and they accidentally drink the pope's wine.
Edit: Now I think about it they used an ordinary drill bit.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Yes they did
I'm glad you did the edit:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)