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# Good morning strange interweb people.
My IMAP server died last night. It had a lovely suicide message:

'Time just moved backwards by 240 seconds. This might cause a lot of problems, so I'll just
kill myself now.'
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# hahaha
does it have a red camera lens?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Of course.
Since the turn of the millennium I think all servers have them fitted as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# my clock went to a buffet . . .
it enjoyed it so much it went back four seconds . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ooooof
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 1 May 2008, 10:54, archived)