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[challenge entry] with thanks to Lord_Gnome....


:D

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Where is the tree?
:-s
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# its a wooden gallows
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ok it makes sense now
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# OMG is that timmy mallet?
good night b3ta, my belly button is bleeding because i've eaten too many pies :(
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# it's a 3D rendered guillotine
 
but yes, the cunt should die.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it looks like fucking wood
cynic
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# it's not a gallows, though.
 
now if you'd said "gibbet" you could've had it both ways.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibbet
(, Fri 2 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Hehehehe.
Bindun by Stephen Fry, though (but not as a b3ta compo entry. Which is a shame, as having Fry here would rock so hard.)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# oh, it really wouldn't.
Imagine the mandering!

Jeru would die through orgasm.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Eurgh, thanks for associating the idea of orgasm with someone I actually respect there.
*shudder*
Although I very much doubt that he could take time from being splendid.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# something one looks forward also
(sorry, woo)
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 23:29, archived)