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# She needs to wear a slightly less tight t shirt.
Either that or I need to be more distracted by breasts.

NING MINKLES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# 'ning m'darlin'
still no sign of baby yet
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Bloody hell.
How's she holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# she's surprisingly chipper
she seems to have gone into nesting mode, the house has never been so clean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Are you allowed to put anything down?
After I've tidied I'm militant. Stomping into the living room, proferring item at manwife shouting 'WHERE DID I FIND THIS AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
she's not quite that bad.
though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# God knows what I'll be like when nesting.
I assume nobody will be allowed in the house but me (and even then I'm not allowed to push it or I'll sling myself out).

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I can picture the scene
*you facing left*
right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# In all fairness nesting might do me good
I'm the messiest person in the world otherwise. Not dirty mess, not leaving food in places like a teenager or anything, just the whole 'wanton abandonment of clothing around bedroom' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton, abandoment and bedroom"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Alright
also wanton abandonment of toiletries round the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton" and "clothing"*
*thinks about making oriental soup with dirty pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What is it with you and pants eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I don't know
I'm just in a Capt pant eating kind of mood.

In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.

Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well I'm not wearing them for longer than usual.
Not unless you pay loads extra.

And even then I'm not pushing it.

edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.

What's for dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# that's fine
I'm aiming for a delicate flavour to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# An epicure you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# t shirt?
Oh right, I see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *buys a very small shirt for the Capt*
WEAR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Alrighty, and what with it?
OH I SEE.

Not even pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no
pants over my face like a lovely musky mask.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Say 'ah'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# "ah"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *stuffs*
Nothing nicer than a man gagged with knickers.

Now get in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *swallows*
"ah"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# But.... but....
They were NEW.

I've got no others on me. You can eat the bra if you want, but I'd imagine that would be a bit uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
and extremely filling

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
booooooooobies
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yeah, my bra's made out of lasagne sheets
ARMOURED (but not very well) BRA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# READY THE BECHEMEL!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Best warcry EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# The bolognaise wars
were amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I haven't had a bolognese in AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I go through periods of having it far too often
and then none for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm Italian, so my blood is about 40% bolognese sauce anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Unless you're going to bleed onto some fresh pasta for me
that doesn't help.

Anyway, bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, archived)