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# Nicolas Cage has only ever made quite bad films
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Lies!
There was that one with.... erm... or the one where he... err....hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# You must be thinking of 'Ghost Rider'
an Oscar-worthy performance, if ever there was one...

Edit: I *was* kidding
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Raising Arizona?
I liked that one...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# me too
and not just because i want to ride him like a prize-winning stallion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ^ needs more bucket of cold water
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i can't help it
i'm naturally horny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Well, I guess that's alright, then...
*retreats slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *advances with intent*
heeeeere, grunty, grunty....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *deploys counter-measures*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# gah! the smell!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ^This
I love that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The Rock
Ace filum - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ah....
now there's another good one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah, but the Cage-osity is outweighed by the
abundance of Connery.

Plus a dash of Ed Harris, who is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# True...
I also like Con Air, despite Cage gurning all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Yep, it's no so Micheal Bay-tastic
as to make one want to hurl one's lunch.

It would be nice if he could one day make a film without the use of Tony Scott's orange sky filters, though.

Just once....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ha!
..or one in which he doesn't ride a motorbike into said orange-filtered sky to a soft-rock soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Wild at Heart
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# another good call.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# yes
this

*sings love me tender*
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:44, archived)