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# Ohhhhhh no I'm huuungry.
I must go and find something to nom on soon.

Stilton, I'm sad to say, makes me want to sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i've just eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes
and you've just reminded me i need to charge my phone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ah yes
sorry about that.


I would love jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# buttered?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# deep fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i am in scottish.
i presumed they had already been deep-fried.
*piles on philadelphia*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *read as paedophilia*
Actually you are Scottish, what do Brocke, Souss and Bothee mean? (phonetically written from audio) I would geuss that Souss means sauce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# !?
i need would context to translate.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# "I always harboured secret cravings for Shortbread, offal and heroin. Deep fried herion if I could get it, with soss."
"coming at you, through a bothee, muttering unintelligible sexual threats."
"they found it on an old scottish wall, on the wall of a brocke actually. The brocke of Guerness, which is a real place."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# drugs lingo/scots isnae a speciality
but i reckon it's sauce (edinburgh chippy sauce- it's amazing)
a bothy = a hoose
and a dinae ken what the fuck a brocke is.

sorry i couldn't be more help. edinburgh dialect is my speciality :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah riote cheers, well the set was filmed in a comedy store in Glasgow, but he mentions he did it at the Edinburgh festival too so I presumed it was some kind of Gaelic word.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 - if you were wondering.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# see you in 6 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# you are indeed wrong there cap'n
its all of the lully
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I know I'm wrong, I just can't stand it.
But I must be wrong because everyone else LOVES it.

I like brie, that's lovely. Also I like a nice medium cheddar. And ilchester with onions. *doesn't eat much cheese*


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# any cheese is good and nice in my books
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It gives me tremendous heartburn :-(
I want it so baaaaadly. And I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)