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STILTON!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# STILTON!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ohhhhhh no I'm huuungry.
I must go and find something to nom on soon.

Stilton, I'm sad to say, makes me want to sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i've just eaten a whole packet of jaffa cakes
and you've just reminded me i need to charge my phone
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Ah yes
sorry about that.


I would love jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# buttered?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# deep fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i am in scottish.
i presumed they had already been deep-fried.
*piles on philadelphia*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *read as paedophilia*
Actually you are Scottish, what do Brocke, Souss and Bothee mean? (phonetically written from audio) I would geuss that Souss means sauce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# !?
i need would context to translate.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# "I always harboured secret cravings for Shortbread, offal and heroin. Deep fried herion if I could get it, with soss."
"coming at you, through a bothee, muttering unintelligible sexual threats."
"they found it on an old scottish wall, on the wall of a brocke actually. The brocke of Guerness, which is a real place."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
# drugs lingo/scots isnae a speciality
but i reckon it's sauce (edinburgh chippy sauce- it's amazing)
a bothy = a hoose
and a dinae ken what the fuck a brocke is.

sorry i couldn't be more help. edinburgh dialect is my speciality :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Ah riote cheers, well the set was filmed in a comedy store in Glasgow, but he mentions he did it at the Edinburgh festival too so I presumed it was some kind of Gaelic word.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQCNb4AuW4 - if you were wondering.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# see you in 6 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:17, archived)
# you are indeed wrong there cap'n
its all of the lully
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I know I'm wrong, I just can't stand it.
But I must be wrong because everyone else LOVES it.

I like brie, that's lovely. Also I like a nice medium cheddar. And ilchester with onions. *doesn't eat much cheese*


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# any cheese is good and nice in my books
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It gives me tremendous heartburn :-(
I want it so baaaaadly. And I have none.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# BANG YOUR FUCKING CHEESE IN MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Bacon and brie.
There is no other.
In a FUCKING baguette.


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# brie tastes like a foot's arse
so can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# You fail at cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yeah well
your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# My mum's cheeses are none of your beeswax.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i don't have any beeswax
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# bacon, brie
AND cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# *rolls around on back*
mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cheese.cheeses.cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# It's because they're the only ones who answer him.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# was he air-ukuleling in the source?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# just giving his ego its regular stroke, i think
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# he is going to die at some point
so every cloud has a silver lining
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:32, archived)
# and at that point I will shout "YES!!!",
just as I did when I heard that Roy Castle had died.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahahaha
although i liked roy

norris whirter could fuck off, but roy was a top lad
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# "Can I have your urine samples now?"
Wasn't his brother shot by the IRA as well?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I spent a good fifty minutes describing to a workmate how Norris McWhirter and his brother were fascists and how it ruined Record Breakers for me
It was forty-five minutes into my rant when he
realised that I clearly couldn't have had a clue
what a fascist was at age 8 and furthermore he
questioned my use of "The fuckin' Provos"
as an example of a band of oppressed freedom fighters.
Still, got me through a tenth of my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Get your stilts on.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Question: Could you put that on a cheese pizza and have it work?
Another question: what other cheeses would it work with?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# those chips make me want chips
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# me too
i shall console myself with some custard creams
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I may have to console myself with pizza
and chips

and and..

and well

maybe 1 cheese biscuit :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i shall console you
with a Sega MegaDrive

*consoles to the head*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:48, archived)
# Good god man, what if the children saw this?!
Remove yourself at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
# CHEESE? FUCK YEAH! CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:36, archived)
# i'm going to eat some stale marzipan left over from christmas
because of this anim

edit: i feel a bit sick now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
I have put a 70p macaroni cheese in the oven

:D

I should probably do some bacons with it

or plonk it on a pizza but I don't thik I could stomache a whole pizza, drat for never having mini pizzas in when I need them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# it is your cheese
it makes all of the sense

cheesze

i love cheese

nmnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I want cheese now
but not Stilton. Maybe some brie.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# brie can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 May 2008, 22:46, archived)
# :D
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:02, archived)