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# Phillip K. Dick innit :)
Not read it, but we have it somewhere around and I probably will!


OH DEAR GOD, A KITTEN NEARLY JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH INTENT...

Still fucking cute though ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# You are a strange person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# And you're ordinary?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# That's a good point.
Maybe we should have sex.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# To create extremely weird offspring?
o_O

You are so sex-obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# B3ta just is in general, plus it's mainly to compensate for my bizaare and sexually dry personality.
Actually the sex offer was more a sat ire on modern life.
"Wow, we like the same band, we should be friends have sex."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Not to compensate for a weeny penis then?
I know what you mean though, and nerds especially are damn kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I think it's the huge amounts of time alone and access to massive amounts of internet porn.
I'm a massive contradiction though, I'm silmutaneously open to kinkiness and really don't give a shit about sex or sexuality at all.

Huzaah for duality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I'm actually a quite like that too
but I'm sort of guessing I just haven't been given 'my time to shine' yet.

LOLSEXDEPRIVEDINTERNETNERDS'R'US =]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Well I think I'm old enough to realise that if a fat 50 year old racist taxi driver can find a barely sapient woman to put his foul seed into,
then I doubt I would have much practical trouble, regardless of whether women are offering themselves on a plate to me.

If I'd bothered with girls and such earlier on when I was still at school no doubt things would have been entirely different, but things for me are more needlessly and pointlessly complicated now so I just stick with being a hermit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I appear to be following the hermit route too :\
*attempts to place blame on b3ta*




*realises this is stupid and must instead place blame on chemicals functioning incorrectly in her brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not even the joke hermit though, I'm the actual doesn't leave the house and has abandoned/been abandoned by all friends and social contacts.
It's like the classical standpoint of a hermit philosopher ground up with the mind of an adolescent gamer. Worst mixture ever, unless you want to evaluate the intellectual and practical value of games.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This sounds like where I may well be soon
17
Never had a proper relationship
Is far too frightened to try
Mega insecure
Uses sexuality as a defence mechanism
Friends will probably tire of me.


*should be talking like this on Oprah, not b3ta!*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# The only thing I'd suggest is to find a, or multiple, friends who do actually care about each other's mental state personality etc.
Not just social status and the accepted ways of having fun.

That said I don't think there's anything bad or wrong with how I've ended up, I've got a much better understanding and empathy for other human beings, despite inherently despising them for their cruelty and hypocrisy.
Pity it makes you feel constantly on edge and conflicted though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Mmm, something like that...
Anywho, as much as I'd love to stay and talk life, I must be off.

(like I said down there VVV somewhere)


Goodnight x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I really need to go to bed...
Gotta get up at 9 to go to the gym in an attempt to cure self of bad habits and whatnot!

Night night oddball :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# xckd?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I prefer just saying fucked, I'm not prudish enough for euphemisms.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Wutwutwut?
Good Morning Mr O'Bedlam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Well then
get out of the tent
(ormondroyd, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:39, archived)