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# I made this as small as I could


The bigger 'work in progress' looks quite good. (so far).
Before you ask, i don't know how to link biggar, and nearly bed tiem anyway. Oh, and this took over 12 hours so be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it's rather good
if you upload the big version to b3tards, we'll find it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I'll wait
until I'm happy with it.


So 2010 then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# LIVE stick figures?
:D

it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# "Live hot XZ action"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Yes, I am alive
please continue the worshipping
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hails
Stickmen just made me £5000 richer!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I'll rephrase that.
I'm not more rich. i'm now slightly less poor.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Fuck me that is very very good indeed.
I'd love to see the big one.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It's not finished yet
but will be in my next vid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# <a href="http://www.b3tards.com/whatever_it_is">STUFF (words or the image itself) GOES HERE</a>
I think that would make a click for bigger anyway...


:)

(I'm still quite new to html, sorry if I'm wrong)


And, cool picture ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# The click for big code is in the FAQ page somewhere and I constantly have to look it up everytime I want to post something.
Kudos for actually remembering it though.

Actually, no Kudos because I just remembered I hate that word. Pluses...or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I have recently learnt a bunch of stuffs.
LIKE HOW TO DO THIS

Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
NINJAS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
#
STEALTH NINJAS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
#
STEALTH NINJAS WITH WHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
#
STEALTH NINJAS WITH WHIPS FOR LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
#
STEALTH NINJAS WITH WHIPS FOR LEGS AND FACIAL HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
#
STEALTH NINJAS WITH WHIPS FOR LEGS AND FACIAL HAIR FOR ANUSES
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
LOL DUDE, THAT'S NOT THE GAME :)


Also, have a belated hello.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# A combination of angry, depressed and blissfully indifferent. It's all go in my life.
How is Face?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Face is big muddled pile of codswallop at the moment :)
So we're clearly both succeeding at life...

How have you spent your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Woke up, ate something, got angry at stupid teeth and cunty dentist,
tried to calm down whilst still remaining angry at my injusticesesses, tried to work on book, four hours later after doing sod all actually started work on book, ten minutes later had dinner.
Spent two hours trying to sit down and work on book, eventually sat down and worked on book, finished chapter, convinced myself I would start next one and keep working, came on b3ta instead.

A full and exciting day in the life of Jeru.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Oooooh
What's the book about/going to be about?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# It's basically The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
but really badly written.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Oh well, umm, that sounds enthralling...
o_O


???
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Well it's an Englishman in a spaceship full of aliens, so you can see the comparison. Although the little plot there is is obscured by the thousands of puns I spend my entire day writing.
It's actually the second draft, but the entire thing is getting overhauled and completely rewritten from start to finish.
Mainly because it was originally written in two weeks and was subsequently boring and unfunny.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ah, nice :)
So do you plan to like, properly get it published and have a career as a successful/failed writer?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I do, I hope to be a professional failed writer some day.
Well, you can dream can't you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'll buy one!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# NEEDS MORE HOVER TEXT!!
HOVER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I do love this. In the mouth.
Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# thats nice
reminds me of the movie 'a scanner darkly'
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ^this.
I love that film. Even if it lacks sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ^this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# read the book
it does make a teensy bit more sense. but is the trippiest book i've ever read (even beats out fear and loathing)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I didn't realise there was a book.
But i'm guessing it would make more sense, as films tend to miss HUGE bits, or change the story to get rid of parts and add parts and shit.
I'm going to sleep anyway. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Phillip K. Dick innit :)
Not read it, but we have it somewhere around and I probably will!


OH DEAR GOD, A KITTEN NEARLY JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH INTENT...

Still fucking cute though ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# You are a strange person.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# And you're ordinary?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# That's a good point.
Maybe we should have sex.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# To create extremely weird offspring?
o_O

You are so sex-obsessed!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# B3ta just is in general, plus it's mainly to compensate for my bizaare and sexually dry personality.
Actually the sex offer was more a sat ire on modern life.
"Wow, we like the same band, we should be friends have sex."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Not to compensate for a weeny penis then?
I know what you mean though, and nerds especially are damn kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I think it's the huge amounts of time alone and access to massive amounts of internet porn.
I'm a massive contradiction though, I'm silmutaneously open to kinkiness and really don't give a shit about sex or sexuality at all.

Huzaah for duality.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I'm actually a quite like that too
but I'm sort of guessing I just haven't been given 'my time to shine' yet.

LOLSEXDEPRIVEDINTERNETNERDS'R'US =]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Well I think I'm old enough to realise that if a fat 50 year old racist taxi driver can find a barely sapient woman to put his foul seed into,
then I doubt I would have much practical trouble, regardless of whether women are offering themselves on a plate to me.

If I'd bothered with girls and such earlier on when I was still at school no doubt things would have been entirely different, but things for me are more needlessly and pointlessly complicated now so I just stick with being a hermit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I appear to be following the hermit route too :\
*attempts to place blame on b3ta*




*realises this is stupid and must instead place blame on chemicals functioning incorrectly in her brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not even the joke hermit though, I'm the actual doesn't leave the house and has abandoned/been abandoned by all friends and social contacts.
It's like the classical standpoint of a hermit philosopher ground up with the mind of an adolescent gamer. Worst mixture ever, unless you want to evaluate the intellectual and practical value of games.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This sounds like where I may well be soon
17
Never had a proper relationship
Is far too frightened to try
Mega insecure
Uses sexuality as a defence mechanism
Friends will probably tire of me.


*should be talking like this on Oprah, not b3ta!*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# The only thing I'd suggest is to find a, or multiple, friends who do actually care about each other's mental state personality etc.
Not just social status and the accepted ways of having fun.

That said I don't think there's anything bad or wrong with how I've ended up, I've got a much better understanding and empathy for other human beings, despite inherently despising them for their cruelty and hypocrisy.
Pity it makes you feel constantly on edge and conflicted though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Mmm, something like that...
Anywho, as much as I'd love to stay and talk life, I must be off.

(like I said down there VVV somewhere)


Goodnight x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I really need to go to bed...
Gotta get up at 9 to go to the gym in an attempt to cure self of bad habits and whatnot!

Night night oddball :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# xckd?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I prefer just saying fucked, I'm not prudish enough for euphemisms.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Wutwutwut?
Good Morning Mr O'Bedlam :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Well then
get out of the tent
(ormondroyd, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i see what you mean
but i don't think this is quite rotoscoping (although i could be proven wrong when the video is finished)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thats awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I reeeeaaaaalllllyyyy want to see it bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# well i can upload it to B3tards
But from then on i'm in your hands
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# but it looks like a full size phone box
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# when is it going to dematerialise?
ace pic, very woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 10 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Too small.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# so is that a filter, or a vector, or a drawing?
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I vote vector :)
(It's probably obvious, I just lack the skills)

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# that's very good, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:37, archived)