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# I have a big long thin cactus, too.
I'm amazed it's survived the number of times I've knocked it over.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# same here!
i had it on top of the telly, but it fell off about 4 times in a week. after catching it and getting a handful of spikes for the third time, i decided to cut all its spikes off. it still survived!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I did that too, I was picking spikes out of my hand for hours.
I never learn, so mine's still fully spikey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# best to leave it
cutting the spikes off can often kill them. i've got 5 now, but the others have kind of umbrella-shaped spike clusters, so they turn down and don't prickle you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Cunning.
I've had this one for years now. Might get some more when I stop moving around so much.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# have you named it?
i never bother to name any other plants, but cactus all get names.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Nah, I haven't bothered.
I'm sure my girlfriend will if she ever moves in.
She names everything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# everything?
come on then, tell us what she's named your little trouser chappie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
# She has named him.
I'm not going to tell you what though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# tell me! i must know!
is it rumpelstiltskin?
robert mugabe?
mr. sausage?
admiral porkus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# If I say she calls him Mr Third Leg,
would you believe me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# i would believe
that that's what you named him. women are not normally that generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Bah.
Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:39, archived)
# heheheh
i'd go with admiral porkus myself, it has a nice military ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Do you like a cock with a nice military ring?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# yes
i like them to stand to attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# oh dear
you should have stuck a tiny cork on each spike
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# if i could find corks that tiny
i would make it my life's mission to make aussie cork hats for every barbie doll in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 May 2008, 9:20, archived)