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# hahaha
the rumour that chuck norris was weakened by pirates, was in fact, spread BY chuck norris, in a bid to lure more pirates to him
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# apparently Chuck's suing the makers of the film "brokeback mountain"
as he already registered the name for the pile of dead ninjas in his front garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# If you can see Chuck Norris he can see you
if you can't see Chuck Norris, it may already be too late for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:43, archived)