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# Not as far as I know.
Although it hurts like fuck.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# What on Earth were you doing?
Check, for goodness sake. Anal skin tears surprisingly easily, and you don't want to get anal cysts.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# LAWL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Noooooo no no laughing.
Fucking hell, I'm the kind of person that puts their glasses on the end of their nose and has a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Digesting food.
Stupid undurable anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Oh. Well then you should be alright.
Burny or just uncommonly big?

Go and find some unperfumed moisturiser and put it in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# You're such a supportive git, you really are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Thanks for noticing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You wear it well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Neither.
I have not passed.

Just quite severe bouts of pain quite far in, possibly as high as the colon.

Deja vu eh?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I know this is futile
but PLEASE go to the bloody doctor.

Laxatives?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I'll just fix it in the same way I did last time if needs be.
Although it's beyond me as to why it's reappeared. As I said, it could actually be my filling scratching up the lining of my colon instead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Which is why you should be....oh, fuck it.
You'll do as you bloody well please no matter what I say, of course you will.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Well it depends if you offer sound advice, if you say go to the doctor then I won't.
I went to the doctors for a similar thing years ago, I was given a fibre drink which did shit all (unintentional).
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Well you see I AM doing.
Ask to see a different doctor, explain what happened last time and ask about the possibility of an exploratory endoscopy. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Pass.
A lifetime of ignorance over ones mortality is worth a month of discomfort.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# You're hardly going to beat the Nazis with that attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Most soldiers in the first and second world war had either chronic constipation or chronic diarrhoea
Or dysentery sometimes.

I would be at an unfair advantage if I wasn't on a flat shitting ground with the Nazis.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Of course.
Right, bed time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# PILES?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Thanks for joining this conversation at such a touching moment.
Nay, I don't believe it to be as I had this a month ago and it has suddenly reappeared again.

To be honest it might be because I swallowed a filling last week....*shudder*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Piles/haemorrhoids can do that.
Trust me, I know O_O

Sneaky little motherfuckers.


Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]


PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That's good to know that your arse is fine, in case I'd need to use it...for...something.
*cough*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# You know, there's actually a small chance you have rectal gonorrhea :)
Website says "Symptoms of rectal infection include discharge, anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements."


SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That is a thinly veiled excuse, I have no dischange or anal itching.
Plus a condom would eliminate all worries, NOW BEND OVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aaaahhhhhhhhhh
^this was not a moan of pleasure.



*has tears of fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# *kisses neck gently*
There's a good girl, you're so brave.
*has tears for fears*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# UHHH
*dials 999*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# But I only wanted to be loved!
By inserting things in a girl's anus. I ask you members of the jury, is that a crime?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# BUMSEX IS NOT LOVE
EDIT: IS MY BEDTIME, BYE.

PS don't follow me
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# So then my dad didn't love me?
*cries*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:03, archived)