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# Is drunk enough to appreciate it by pissing his own pants...
Ive got 4 more cans of guinness left.. and a bottle of Stinger somewhere ! the night is yet young!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Fucking jealous. I NEED A FUCKING SMOKE.
JERU, HERE IS WHAT YOU COVET.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# do what i did.
quit.
*still wants a smoke*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Or do what I did
Read Allen Carr.. Quit.. Not ever want..need.. covet..cig again.. Tis the aceness

Now ive sorted my smoking, i can be comfortable in my alcoholism now...
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# why? what does he say in his book?
i don't drink very often, i'm running out of vices!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It weird..
You allready know what he says.. cant explain.. only that ive quit, and feel ace about it.. my sisters mate quit after 20 years smoking.. it really works.. and i didnt even want to quit when i started to read it!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
# i just got bored with smoking
plus, i'm going into hospital soon and they get pissy if you smoke
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# To get your nipples tended to?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# no
to be made smaller.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# SICKENING.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# not my boobs!
just the rest of me!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# LUNGS TAKE UP LOAAAADS OF SPACE. Get rid of them.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# if i could handle gills
i'd give them a go.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# CATS LOVE FISH.
NIGHT, SMELLY.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# g'night!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Have you gone?
I've just undertaken a new project of immensity.

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# your desktop is upside down...
wooness at that though..
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I'm a throwback to
OS' that were pre windows. All the cool people know that originally toolbars came at the top of the screen.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Mine's at the right-hand side.
Anyone know how to get a sidebar to anchor at the bottom?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Vista sidebar is either left or
right as far as I know.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# "back click"
Why I say that rather than right click i dont know....


Ah, old school computers..

We had an Amstrad, that was the first.. I used to play Tomohawk on it.. Then we had 3.1 windows from ESCOM (who went bust), then 95 from Gateway, (who went bust, but came back again recently.. based in the Rep. Of Ireland, but really from USA) then 98 from Gateway aswell, then we had xp from Dell.. then when i was 18 i got a cool dell of my own, thtoguh lots of negotiation etc. wioth my dad.. now ive got a comp all of my own which I built all on my own!.. which doesnt work somthimes.. and the video card doesnt work, i installed it correctly, the driver makes Vista recognise it, but the software that came with it doesnt.. hmmmm

Thants my computer life condensed into one post woo! Lets hear yours!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:37, archived)
# 1977
Commodore PET 4. Then a ZX80 and ZX81 followed by an Atari 800XL. Commodore Vic 20 and then a C-64. Got my forst Spectrum around than and had a few more, 48-128k.
Then I started getting serious, got an Amiga A2000 then an A500, A3000 A1200T A4000T /060. Built my first PC in 97, was a pentium II 350. All my PC's since ten have been self build. AMD 1000, AMD 1700, Athlon 2000+ Xp 2200+ Xp 2600+ then the most recent a dual core 3800+ and a quad core 9600 Phenom plus my day to day model that I am on now which is a Dual core low power 5200+ Black Edition AMD with dual HD2900XT ati cards in crossfire ( SLI ) and 8GB of corsair Ram.

Well you did ask, and I'm a bit of a geek.
I still have most of that stuff.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Cool
Love to hear about it.. anthropologicly speaking (sp?)

Well im just gettinginto self build..

But the fisrt computer in my family was a year before me, im 22 now.. still got it... Antiques roadshow in a few years will be full of the stuff!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 3:46, archived)
# awww, colouring tiem.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# They do...
But you still see people out side hospital smoking.. lunacy isnt it.. While my grandad was dying of camncer i was still smoking..

The sad thing about this Allen Carr is, he quit smoking, after 100 a day, at the age of 45 or somehting, then died in 2006 after 20 years of none smoking of lung cancer, because of second hand smoke, from his clients who allowed to smoke during his counceling...
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:05, archived)
# i won't even let people smoke in my house now
if i can't smoke, nor can they! if i'm getting rid of the fags, i don't want their smoke! plus, it's really tempting.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I have 3 cuban
Montecristo cigars on my desk in front of me. I've not decided to give up smoking yet, but if I do I'll be pissed off if I don't smoke them first.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# pff!
you just made me think of shrek 2, where one of the fairy godmother's helpers goes into her office with her coffee and a montecristo :)
anyway, i can hardly keep my eyes open anymore, so g'night all!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# gnight you
sleep tight.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I see what you mean..
But i dont mind the smell of smoke.. doesnt bother me.. I dont feel like im missing out on anything.. because i know actualy smoking a cig tastes like shit, and i spent most of my youth forcing my self to smoke in spite of the shite taste.. The smell of smoke to me, smells a bit nostalgic.. but I couldnt smell it while i was smoking, because im a smoke.. to the fact i can actualy smell what smoke really smells like is a victory to me.

I have nightmares that ive given in and smoked.. but its only been a couple of weeks.. I just feel so possitive about the whole thing i dont think im going to give in and smoke..

(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# just be really careful around week 5
that tends to be when i weaken. also, if you do give in and have a smoke, it's not the end of the world. it doesn't mean you have to start smoking again, it just means you're human. i quit at the end of january and i've had 2 lapses, both when i was drinking. i'm still not smoking though.
g'night!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Cool
Ta mate...

Nightness
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I think you missed my question.
Did you see Bowie? I finally got around to finishing him.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# i just saw it.
your question, that is, not bowie.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ah I see madam.
Then I shall help you. I've not whored it much ( but will no doubt get shouted at anyway ).

Click for bigger (382KB)
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# ooooooohhh, those eyes!
*feels weak about the knees*
erm..i'll just go and.....i'll just be a few....i'll just go.
*legs it to bedroom*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *just spunks allover room where he is sat... ofending many people*
That is an ace pic.. wish i could do stuff like that..Lucky sod....

*admiration turns to jealosy...to hate...*

grrr..

Cant keep up pretence any longer..

*simply lusts*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# This is good!
If a little unsettling as I listen to his music.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# It's Legion from Red Dwarf!
Now we know who his earlier incarnations were.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# this is utter wrongness!
you've made him unsexy!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Still would,
though
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# nah
his mouth is the whole reason i was with my ex for 12 years. i fell in love with that mouth, then found a man with one just like it.



and a dick like spaghetti.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no, I don't think that's possible.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# you're right
i'd probably still sex him if he looked like he did halfway through the hunger.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I'd be more unsettled if I
had reposted my previous portrait and you were listening to his music.

( Sir Patrick Moore )
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Sir Patrick Moore makes musics?
To Youtube!

*becomes entranced*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# He is king of
the xylophone people.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# psst!
bowie gets a click.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# ooh thanks
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Ah, but can he play
the Marimba?

I'd be very impressed if he could.
In fact, I'd crown him King of All.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I still like Evelyn Glennie.
 
still the queen of contemporary percussion, you might say
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Is the Marimba
contemporary?
I don't even know.
Sounds ancient to me.
In the way Tetris can only ever hope to be.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# well, the instrument's very old
 
I mean contemporary as in contemporary western art music - what used to be called "twentieth century".
: )

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimba
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# In the same way
as the Didgeridoo became contemporary in the 19th?
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I expect he can.
He is very accomplished. I remember seeing him play in the 70s/80's when he was a bit fitter and he played with four mallets.

I'd not be surprised to hear he has a Marimba as well as his xylophones at home.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Sir Patrick Moore
is worthy of all my respect.

I want to meet him, and listen to him play beautiful music all night.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# let me guess, you don't know what you're talking about.
 
also: FUCK! RICHIE HASS DIED IN MARCH!
laist.com/2008/03/21/the_music_commu.php

<no emoticons can express my sorrow>
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# But I enjoy it...
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# DEAR JESUS!
IT'S SHITTING BREASTS AT THE POPULACE.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It shits tits!
Covets like never coveted before...
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# hee this is good.
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I have been completely sober
for nearly 8 days now which includes no smoking too. Anyone that knows me understands this is a supreme effort ( mind you anyone that knows me has not wanted to be near me the last week. )
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *feels like being some sort of drunken guru tonight*
You will be happy from this..so be happy now...

*nods sagely*
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:46, archived)