The Tweenies' Jake actually inspired David Beckhams mohawk
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:32,
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turns women into raving loonies. This is because men are crap in bed.
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42,
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the presence of chocolate merely keeps women from their natural loony state!
(i foresee a kick in the balls for me)
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Wed 8 May 2002, 14:45,
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(i foresee a kick in the balls for me)
