absence of chocolate
turns women into raving loonies. This is because men are crap in bed.
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Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:42,
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Too much Chocolate
turns raving lunatics into women.
sorry
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44,
archived)
not quite
the presence of chocolate merely keeps women from their natural loony state!
(i foresee a kick in the balls for me)
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:45,
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37.6% of Mrs. Grover, of 28b Poopsbury Avenue, SW1
Said her cat preferred it.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:48,
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