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# looks like a
cockatrice ( which should be the official b3ta mascot )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Glasscockatrice, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# More importantly
Do I go to bed. Or go I pop across the road for a burger and then go to bed?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# damn, I could do with a burger
right now. And a beer for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# You go across the road for two burgers.
Eat one now, then put the other one on your pillow and go to bed. Then later when you wake up -- Oo! a burger surprise! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# THIS IS A TOP TIP
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
much better than stashing ham sarnies in your shoes and coat pockets when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# burger.
better to go to bed full than just go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# You're all quite right!
Cheese and bikkies it is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# silly ghostie!
cheese and biccies is not burger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Yeah but I realised it was 1am
The proper burger place is closed and onlt Burgerking and MacDonalds are open. I'd rather not live with the shame and guilt of giving my money to such tyrical pluetocrats!
/goes off on one blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# very well.
i understand and endorse your behaviour.
i refuse to eat maccy's food, they gave my dirty scumbag of an ex a job. how clean can their food be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# You're just pissed that he went on to be successful!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# oooh, i wish you could see him
not only would you not be hungry any more, you'd realise that, no matter if he had the best job in the world, he would always be a loser known by everyone as CTM.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hehehe
Well I've been eating teh illegal cheese! Unpasturised!:O
It was yummy and almost blew the back of my head off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# illegal cheese?
is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# No
But I did just cut the illegal cheese:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# pffft
or was it more like "thhrrrrrrp"?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Unpasturised cheese isn't illegal....
Which reminds me of an Italian cheese that they hang for 3 years, it literally makes your gums bleed. My brother who claims to be a chilli and spice master couldn't handle it.

Tasty fucking cheese though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# i may have to invent wasabi cheese
unless someone's beaten me to it.
if they have, why did i not know this? where can i buy this cheese???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It's a close comparison to be honest.
Really really aged cheese is completely different to spicy stuff though, it gets to taste buds behind the eyes you never knew you had.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# surprise tastebuds!
can they taste horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Not really, they are quantum tastebuds.
It's only the aged neutrino baked taste of Caggio Cavalio which brings high enough a probability for them to exist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# so
magic tastebuds, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Or cheese made entirely from the top of old churches where the air is warmer!
Yes I can see it now. Smash Monkey's Air Dried Bell End Cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i'd have to scrape a lot of bell ends
as i have none myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I love wasabi ..
I'd buy said cheese if you invent it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# wasabi and pickled ginger
on smoked salmon nigiri
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Ohh yeah!
/ joins the drooling
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i fucking love sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# No way can you not find
a kebab shop to do a half-pound burger at 1am on a Sunday morning in Earl's Court. I can still get burgers when I leave a club at 6am. ( but smuggling it on the night bus when you can barely speak is a different matter ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Great quality too.
Even bake the bread in front of you but I'd have to walk for about 3 minutes to get there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Indeed
Crudely Drawn Cockatrice
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 18 May 2008, 4:44, archived)