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# I'm saving this for hometime.
IT BETTER HAVE COCK IN IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# it doesnt
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Well that's your day fucked then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# it is
I like to start the day with Mighty Nibus' cock. But my hidden cam has failed and he's too shy to post his cock for 15,000.

I think I'll have to make do with eating a croissant and trying not to linger on the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I hereby promise to post my cock for 50k
but I will be well over 40 by then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ourobouros FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# haha
I'd have to be very pissed for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# WE HAVE MEANS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ok
I shall hold you to that.

of course, in this case "to that" refers to your cock and "you" should read "your".

I don't know why I'm so homosexually horny today. I think it's your hairiness and the fact that I can't quite work out what I'm looking at in the above pic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hold this thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *sound of tyres screeching out of a carpark*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oooooh Oi tort de world aaaaf you
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# you've lost me again
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Cranberries.
Linger.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# ah right
I didn't get it because you wrote it in a cockney accent.

They're irish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yeah because you're such an authority
on a southern accent.

*puts up dukes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I don't want to look at someone else's cock
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# But that's what the internet is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# No it's for looking at boobies
and other stuff I can't manage in real life.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You can't manage boobs?
They're very obedient.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# No one will let me
this is a perpetual source of disappointment to me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# If you didn't ignore the nakedness then you are a homo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I didnt click for bigger
I clicked for cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hairy fleshy appendages
I love Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I didn't
edit: naughty ninja.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# congratulations on your indefatigable heterosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He's an Aussie
They're all heteros over there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# due to the bad prison experiences of their ancestors?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Except that guy who wishes he was Kylie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Even HE is hetero
Just a very confused one, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Have you conducted a survey?
Did you use SCIENCE?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yep
The last aussie I shagged up the wrong 'un was married.

He was hetero too.

SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Did you steal his virginity?
Botty virginity, naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Not sure
Don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# rectalhymen exists?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The first time feels different.
AHEM I mean I don't know. Dix?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# bumminglols
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# wait a minute!
How would you know, you haven't got a penis, or a bum hole. The mrs says ladies don't have them, hence i can't put anything in it.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# THE GOLDEN RULE BRUCE
NO POOFTAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This is going to get linked off my profile
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'M A SHE.
You know this to be true. I've got all the correct appendages and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yeah, i, yeah.
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:58, archived)