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# The Mountain-Biking Apparation

I saw this bloke on a mountain bike this morning on my way to work. He looked a bit like Michael Berryman out of the original 'Hills have Eyes'. He had a long red quilted coat on, a bit like a Father Christmas impersonator on a budget might wear. He was a bit scary and very determined looking.
Apologies if this is you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# this is not me
but I think I'd be scared if I saw him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# eh???........ oh! *



*I read that as Michael Barrymore for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I reckon
He's chasing someone who he caught boffing his missus.

Just a guess like.

Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Cue Benny Hill music
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# CHUUUNNNNKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 14:24, archived)