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# All girls seem to just see me as a 'nice guy'.
They all say 'Oh, you'd make a lovely boyfriend', but nobody will actually go out with me.

Ok, so I've not exactly tried very hard to get a girlfriend, but still...

It seems like girls all go for complete bastards. Or do I just know the wrong lady-folk?

I'm only 17, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# same + 10years....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# All I'll say is,
date rape has an unreasonably bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# change your name from Incredibly Ordinary Dave to
Dave
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Date Rape Dave ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Shucks...
I thought I'd lost that nickname for good... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmm
still might have a few probs with the lady folk
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yeah
maybe he needs a sidekick

Rhohypnol Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Go on msn
naked

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# What do you think I'm doing now?
Although the fact that I have no webcam makes it all somewhat pointless...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# but it's all in their mind
and in their mind it's a vigorous throbbing monster!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *awards grooming medal*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# be a bastard, women like bastards. failing that, try rohypnol.
next!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)