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# come on, all you happy people, ask me anything and i'll answer!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# eh
some remake of charlie brown ?
(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# no, i'm just in the mood to solve all of life's mysteries.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# my insides are broken
why?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# because you touch yourself at night.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I have not - thats not an answer thats liable! :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# tell me about your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# would that fix my insides?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# my mum is great
how long do i have to wait? they've not been working all week :'(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# friday. that should do it.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# next door to the frottage cottage
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# How long is my parking permit good for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# six inches
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# What's the fastest animal on Earth?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# the one in front of me when i'm hungry.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# yes. every time.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Over Macho Grande?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Most definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# which zone is for loading and unloading only?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# the ozone
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# The White Zone!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Ok...
why do we have to be the only buggers in the building using AES audio?
It's a right pain in the ass

nice pixelage :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# because your boss is evil
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Where has my hummus gone?
Did I ever really have any?
:|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# you left it in greece.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# if you go back 2000 years in time and get a newly made vase
and bring it to the modern day people

is it a day old or 2000 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# neither, it's a vase
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# What should I make for my tea tomorrow?
And what should I cook for my girlfriend later on in the week?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# tea tomorrow, mince and mash.
for your girlfriend, lobster thermidor.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Can I have a cheaper recommendation please?
Also, she doesn't like seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# lasagne.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# shhh, I'm getting there (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Oh, sorry

mine was on autocomplete :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# ...story of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *pours gasoline over self*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# no, yours are unbelievable anyway.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Where does baby conefrom where does dinosaur go are two related?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# that made little sense
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# 2.4
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# baby comes from baby dispenser. dinosaurs worked themselves to death building baby dispensers.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Is it just me who thought Lucy was a cunt?
Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# no, everyone hated her and wanted to bang peppermint patty.
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also, ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# What's going on in Naples?
They have huge mountains of rubbish in the streets yet protest the creation of new dumps. I don't understand why.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# they like rats in their streets. touch their crap and they scream.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Being an environmental journalist
I could tell you all about this - but basically, it is a wonderfully Italian mix of local government incompetence and organised crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Is it the Camorra who are protesting the dumps really, then?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# right then......
....I love my boyfriend, we are quite happy, as happy as any other couple I know anyway, we have our ups and downs, we are not perfect, but we do ok. My problem isn't really with him, well not really anyway, I think the problem I sense coming is with me, and I feel all mixed up and confused by how I feel, and have no one to talk to, my friends and family would not want to listen and they would maybe feel I was just having 'one of my stressy times'.

I feel so confused. And I feel embarrassed too. Am finding typing this very difficult. But I do want some advice please. I am unsure whether my sexuality is quite as clear as I thought it was, I love my boyfriend, I do, and I fancy him also, but sometimes, well nearly every time we have sex I fantasise about being with a woman, I imagine graphic pictures of myself and another woman having full sex, is this normal? I can't see how I can be straight and yet only get turned on by thoughts of being gay, what is going on, I can’t understand it. My boyfriend has no idea, he thinks he gets me going, and he does with touching, but my eyes are closed and my mind is elsewhere straight away, he thinks he makes me come, but he only does if I imagine very graphic sexual acts with women, I come every time I masturbate and very easily, as I can just relax and be able to think about what it is a want to.

I don't know what to do, he doesn't know, and I don't want to hurt him, but I keep wondering if I am gay now, could I be? Or is this normal? Please just be honest, as I have nothing to lose, no one else to talk to, my family would be disgusted if I told them all this.



(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Just invite women
into the bedroom with you and your boyfriend. Oh and be sure to take it up the wrong 'un. Things will be fine. For him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# simple answer is have both
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Take two muffs and call me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# buy a checked shirt and get a crew cut. you'll be much happier.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# thanx doc
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# no problem, billy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# hahahaha wonderfullty harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sorry to break this to you...
But you are bisexual. It's not that unusual and you are not a freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER>
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I am sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# from processed chicken.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ok, what I ahve to ask
Mlmlgnlmlsglmgnmlng?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Should I tidy up my flat and kitchen tonight,
or leave it till tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# leave it till tomorrow. get stoned tonight.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Is drunk acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# drunk is always acceptable, except when shagging.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I've learnt that to my detriment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# and hers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Why don't bananas explode when I set them on fire?
(Pelle ghola, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# needs more compression
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# they lack explody molecules. they are also nasty.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What would jesus do?
?
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hang out.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# All girls seem to just see me as a "nice guy".
They all say "Oh, you'd make a lovely boyfriend", but nobody will actually go out with me.

Ok, so I've not exactly tried very hard to get a girlfriend, but still...

It seems like girls all go for complete bastards. Or do I just know the wrong lady-folk?

I'm only 17, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# same + 10years....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# All I'll say is,
date rape has an unreasonably bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# change your name from Incredibly Ordinary Dave to
Dave
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Date Rape Dave ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Shucks...
I thought I'd lost that nickname for good... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmm
still might have a few probs with the lady folk
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yeah
maybe he needs a sidekick

Rhohypnol Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Go on msn
naked

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# What do you think I'm doing now?
Although the fact that I have no webcam makes it all somewhat pointless...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# but it's all in their mind
and in their mind it's a vigorous throbbing monster!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# *awards grooming medal*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# be a bastard, women like bastards. failing that, try rohypnol.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Where's Maddie?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# staying at bin laden's place.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Is that where saddam kept his WMD ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# no, he sold those to cilla black.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# should i continue trying to get into the pants of this russian girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# yes, but take a pair of scissors, they're notoriously hairy.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# are you going to answer my question up the top of this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# i already have
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Are you a qualified quack?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# no, i'm a baker.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Is having a doctor
on the board the funniest thing that's been on here for ages?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# yes, because i am fabulous.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Why is this thread not on the popular page?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# because life is by its very nature unfair.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Should I take the Abbe's advice and let go of my missgivings,
or should I chisel my rue and ire down into a thin point and wait my vengeance 'til I can strike down again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# always bide your time. vengeance is best when honed to a scalpel-sharp point.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# what is the meaning of life?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# there isn't one, chill and enjoy it.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# My flat mate is a cunt
shall I kill him?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# no. wait till he goes out, then cum in his slippers and dry them out before he notices.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
#
To save me watching the rest of CSI, who did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# proffessor plum in the conservatory with the lead piping
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I thought so . . .
He looked the type.

Thanks, I can go and have a cuppa and do some painting now.
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# the one-testicled nun.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Are you going to by-pass my question just a few up?
forget it you have done so

DAMN YOU'RE GOOD (for a baker)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# no, i just answered it.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I'll give you oveny bakey cakiness!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# please do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# why do birds suddenly appear, every time you walk near?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# just like you, they want to be close to me.
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23, archived)