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[challenge entry] Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha, don't cha

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(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
# TEEFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# slow down there, Trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# hell, no!
welcome, new person. there's no need to post everything at once, relax and take your time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ok, I'm kicking back now.......
hey, now worries - I only had two for this morning anyway :)
(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# you'll find you get more response
from less frequent posting. your pics are very good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# shopped pics only please
Mornin Mrs Monkey
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# morning, mr. strokes
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# "it" goes well occasionally
When "it" gets the chance.

Tidies the house for mumsie yet?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# nope.
she be in spain this week. i'm going to tidy round a bit later, it doesn't need much doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Bloody mumsie!
Could have taken you with her!
I hope she plans to buy you a big prezzie
and some vodka
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# she's taken 2 of my nieces with her. and my dad, of course.
they don't bother with presents any more, they go far too often for that. she did promise to pick me up a new pair of rubber spiked earrings, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# can't you get her to buy rubber spiked underwear?
You get more use out of it?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# nah
i don't want to get mistaken for rik mayall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Why wouldnt you want to be mistaken for
Flashheart?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I'VE GOT A PLAN AND IT'S AS HOT AS MY PANTS!
AHAHAHA!

flasheart is great, but mayall is getting old and doughy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# You are a vicious liar!
Him and Ade will be forever young!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hey paddy
welcome! make sure you know the faq off by heart, lest you be bummed by a nazi.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Heh, re-reading it now.
....and again......and again....and again....
(duff-paddy, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *pats*
good noob!
hahaha, you'll fit in fine. Nice piccies too, btw.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 20 May 2008, 11:34, archived)