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# ^this
but in the nicest way possible
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# of course!
i wouldn't want to be nazi to him...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# You'll be
whatever I want if I'm paying ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# 0_0
i only take mastercard.
that and cash.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# oh sorry.
I only have cock. Do you have change?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# as long as you have cock
we can waive the fee. but i call the shots ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Yes Mistress.
Oh I need subjects for my portrait painting practice. Would you like me to do you madam? ( I'll need a hi-res head shot but I will give it the full magazine airbrush works before using it as a basis for painting so no need to worry about the odd blemish ).
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# indeed you can.
there are 2 in my profile, but if they're no good, i can email you one. i can't link for some reason, but email is fine.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# the pics in the profile are too small
and not detailed enough. I need something taken at about 2M and at least 1024 wide. No rush. I have plenty to be getting on with. I'm stuck on one at the moment. I've not looked at all the DVD lessons ;)


Click for bigger (350KB)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# oh, that's very nice
i really like her little outfit
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# that image was used as an advert for hair colour products
its a top pic
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I got it from
a photographer who posts on DA and works for Toni and guy plus others, the portfolio seems to be mostly hair models. I have some others to follow if I can get to grips with these techniques. I need a bigger tablet though. I'm gonna work on that this weekend.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# you sir
are very awesome
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I would
he's a grumpy old cunt
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# YOUR MUM!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Haha.
I have no idea where you get that idea from. I'm making a list for the bash. All issues will be addressed in full.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# You're honouring us with your presence?


(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I am driving down
but I don't know how long I will be there, it depends upon people accepting responsibility for their actions and if they can take the consequences without having me arrested.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Excellent news!
My "b3tans I'd really like to meet" list will be rather short after this bash!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# oh good show that man
i was rather hoping you'd pop down
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# wait a second
YOU'RE COMING TO THE BASH?



can we beat up 90nz0?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# He's never pissed me off,
been abusive or said anything about me that I'd consider out of order so I'll have to leave him to you ;)
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I'll link you some select things
but mostly leeching pictures off my flickr and calling my sister's bloke a paedo because he's older than her is my issue, which I shall address in person.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# that aside, it's going to be a great weekend
and I am very much looking forward to meeting a few people.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# That's quite
a distasteful list of things just there. I'd be happy to stand in your corner.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:38, archived)