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# Here's your coat
*passes*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hey Occulus
thanks for handing me my coat over the internet.

I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.

Thanks a lot, man!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Give that man a hand....
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# A chap was cycling along the other day
and as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.

This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.

"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.

He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# :?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53, archived)