Here's your coat*passes*
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:21,
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Hey Occulusthanks for handing me my coat over the internet.
I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.
Thanks a lot, man!
(I just wanted to tell you, it's no big deal, but I actually don't have any arms and I'm kind of sensitive about the subject and I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't mention it in the future.
Thanks a lot, man!
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:26,
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Give that man a hand.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:27,
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A chap was cycling along the other dayand as he passed my kids he started cycling with no hands.
This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.
"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.
He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
(This pissed me off and I said so - there was no need to make life a bit more dangerous just as he came past the buggy.
"Oi!" I said "Hold on to the fucking bars!".
"What?" Retorts this chap.
"Two fucking hands!" says I
"I have only got one fucking hand" he replies.
He holds up his stump and I see it is true. I was still right and he was still wrong, but I was somewhat buggered for moral high ground.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:36,
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You just know he's going to come back as Darth Vader one day. Rev. Cleo still alive,
Tue 20 May 2008, 20:53,
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