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# He's got skinny legs.
Also: fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# evening, my cat is well!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
Is it sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# no, gammy eye is too dribbly to be sexeh
it is fluffeh tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Ahhhh, gamminess.
I had a gammy lizard for a bit but she's all good now. Scampering about like the stupid little cow that she is. Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yay
hooray for healthy pets
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I've been fucking about and getting it wrong :(
What needs to happen here?

Grrr ...



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# DVDA scene hanging off the edge of it.
Four guys, your choice of stretchy lady.

Failing that I say apocalyptic- greys and oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahahaha Christ!
Yeah - I think you're right - it needs fucking right into orbit instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That sounds EXCITING
Continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# what?
and do I need to wear a leotard?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# If you do you're not allowed within half a mile of set
enforceable with raised eyebrow and patented Serious Look.

I demand nakedity or some sort of Viking attire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *plaits hair
brandishes axe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Eyyyyyyyyyyy that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# This is unfair.
You know I'm bald. All I have left is nudity ( and moobs ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# get a big shiny helmet
(and something to put on yr head, badumtsssh)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# You can have bald Vikings.
You're not swanning up in your pipe and slippers so you can Terry Thomas about set and get all my makeup and hair girls in a lather. Oh no sir.

My set, my rules *points* and you will do as you are told.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# damn.
I really am more Terry Thomas than Harald Hardradasson these days.

Permission to smoke please? You said pipe and I've not smoked in 11 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hmm.
You may.


However between each drag you must remind yourself that this is a privilege, not a right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# bored octagenarian in a suit
waiting for the teenage russian girl to release her coffee enema over his lapels
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HELLO!
You fabulous ball of stickiness, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ey up doll face
just on for a minute

how's you miss loveliness?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm great, love
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# so am i
ok, gotta go now.
*MASSIVE HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# looks like your
feathering on selection edge for the suspension bits is a bit on the big side, so the overexposed sky is lightening up the clouds around the metalwork. try dropping it down to about a third of what it is for this go and see if it looks any better on the sky.
(also, where's the stuff under the bridge, assuming you're going HDR on this one)
edit: not that I've got anything to show on HDR myself, so feel free to ignore/abuse me on this :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# And his trousers are too short.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# And he's got too much head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# you can never get too much head
etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Oh you crude chimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# what, it's good having a big head
plenty o' room for brains
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Tasty brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I don't like his shoes, either.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# They're a bit 'schoolboy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Bollocks, they are exactly the same as the shoes I've got.
Although they are ones I had from school...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well there you go then.
Plus he looks to be at leat 10 years older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I don't know...I look pretty old.
It's the years of nihilistic despair and bad sleep routines...and the beard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Well yes but I know how old you are
and if he's your age I'll.....well, I'll admit defeat, I'm not eating clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Well he has bald shins, so maybe he is older than me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Too many years of trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# kilts for all!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Oh why must you tease me so?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I honestly wish i could wear a kilt all the time
trousers are just stupid if you have underparts.

But i am a'banned
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I know
wouldn't go down well in the office either.

But i yearn for a utilikilt
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I love a good kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# And is a little old to be sucking his thumb!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I think that's his
'I'm chewing my nails for YOU, baby' sexyface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Yeah well it doesn't work
He's obviously too far down on the corporate ladder to be able to get a stationary allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Are you an authority on sexy men now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# You forget
I am the authoritory on everything! He looks like un unsexy Dr Cox from Scrubs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Johnny C?
HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# McGinley.
Dr Cox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Still looks like a townie to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 21:41, archived)