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[challenge entry] Quick & Simple...
Just like his conception I'm guessing!

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From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)

(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:24, archived)
# 50k is the recomended filesize
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
please edit your post
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Sorted
Sorry
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:33, archived)
# i just spazzed back and saw your nawty pixels
keep up the good work brother micto.

can we have a picture of a man buggering a chicken next or a woman blowing a goat.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# OMG HE IZ A REPTILES
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Clonetool-lols
Ah fuck it. Im off to bed. Na-night b3ta.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# yes indeed, that very thing


nn
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# LOLHEALBRUSH
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Gotta love the heal tool!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# You can't make me
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *heals porsche's eyes*
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# In the same way as Bush's eyes up there?
That would only make me dislike it more.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Guess not
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Go on. Who is it then?
TJ :
My pond webcam has filmed two "ladies" stealing stuff from my pond (after a quick head count I don't think they managed to catch any fish, just nicked some pondweed).
Should I :

a) give a copy to the police
b) post it on youtube
c) post it on links
d) a combination of one or more of the above
e) pretend I didn't see the thieving bastards
f) something else?
 
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# you should do
D

also the local paper :D
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# install sirens and floodlights
for their return so you might release the klaxons and then put the film on fooltube.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# the local birdlife wouldn't enjoy that
:(

or the machine gun nest below, unfortunately
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I have breeding tits
in four of my five boxes.
It makes me feel like less of a cunt to think about it.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Excellent
I don't have a nesting box, although there's a pair of great tits nesting somewhere close.
I like to visit this blog for bird-related fluff birdcam.mission74.com/
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Install a machine gun nest and protect your property.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You should:
1: remove fish,
2: place high-voltage cable in pond,
3: film results.

I installed a webcam in my porch a while back cos I had some mail nicked, and bloody hell I had no idea so many random yokels spent their days wandering round scoping out my house. My next nerd project may well be a motion activated railgun or something.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yeah, know what you mean
You think that it's peace and quite all day, when in reality there's an awful lot going on.
Mind you, this happened when I was in!
I was on my other PC wearing headphones so I didn't hear the camera alarm,
otherwise it may have turned out very unpleasantly.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 23:52, archived)