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# i can't see nuffink
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# So you can see something?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I can see nothing.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# "I can see nothing now
Lorraine* has gone!"

*my seeing eye dog
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# no, but i can see somefink
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# that would only work if 'nuffink' was a real word.
As it isn't, we must read the sentence as:

"I can't see, Nuffink"

Suggesting that GSTQ is complaining to Mr Nuffink that he has been struck blind.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# We could further summise that Mr Nuffink is a doctor who does eye transplant surgery
and GSTQ is confirming that they cannot see, thus allowing the operation to transplant cow eyes into GSTQ's sockets, to go ahead.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# yeah!
big lovely cow eyes...dont forget to have the eyelashes transplanted also.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# QUIET PEDANTS
GET A GIRLFRIEND ALL OF YOU

:D
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# shouldn't they get one each?
or is Jodie Marsh available again?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# very beautifully over complicated there sir.
and who says nuffink isn't real, i can quite clearly see it written up there, as it would appear can you. now, if we can both see it it must be real.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:36, archived)