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# Cap'n
and other b3tans.

there's a beanie babay wolf on one of my partitions in my office named 'haiku wolf'. I used to occasianlly write haiku-form semi-poems for it, and it's now graduated to having a little post-it or print out below it with whatever someone wants to say appearing there.

currently Haiku Wolf bears some tripe about 'football's not a amtter of life and dead, it's more important' or something.

has anyone a good idea for a brief motto, qoute, saying, small picture or similar that might go there that's office friendly?

and yes, www.youaremyhaikuwolfdisplaybitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# your link doesn't work
and is it too much to expect to hit on someone via such office/communal area thingies like this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
I work in the same office as my girlfriend.
If I start hitting on people via the haiku wolf it could cause tension.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# well I don't have one
and some odd chick keeps/kept editing my white board hampster, I never known what to make of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hard to say
ask her if she'd like to taste something she's never tasted before, and while you're asking, touch your fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's insanely tempting
But she pulled my hair the other week, so maybe I should stick to primary school tactics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Gleefully go over and punch her round the face
then run away giggling like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# that's funny
but not as funny as my mates suggestion: "put a tack on her chair"

second she'd kick my arse hard if I did that...I'm a sort of blob and couldn't run faster than her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hmm.
read book called let's go play at the Adams' and see if it gives you any ideas.

Note to all: most genuinely disturbing book I've ever read, but great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ok right after I finish:
Multiscale Methods: averaging and homogenization by Pavliotis

'Tis a cracking yarn, I'd recommend it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# And it has to be a haiku?
I am Haiku Wolf
You are not Haiku Wolf, no
You wish you were, chum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# no, it does not have to be haiku.
It became haiku wolf because someone stole it. I emailed around small plaintive haikus asking for its return.
6 months later it was posted to me from the USA with a note saying "sorry", since the person who nicked it had emigrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Well I still nominate my haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# it's up
in 26-point "Blackadder" font.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hey! Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's not trite
it's a Shankly quote, and by the sounds of things some chelski or manc scum is trying to pervert it.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# everything serves a
purpose, this is mine and I
am only a toy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I like this very much
and it has calmed me in the rush to get stuff done before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# how about
"Fuck off, I'm a fucking wolf and I'll fuck you right up if you come near me.
I'm not joking.
I will.

Don't make me show you"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is very tempting
but the Capn's idea has already gone up and changing it too often scares my co-workers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "My mother said I could do great things if I only applied myself.
I think she confused me with a balm."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)