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# howdy b3tans of all ages!! :D


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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha you can't see me
*flaps about you like a giant queerhawk*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I can though.
For fuck sake, put some trousers on. I almost saw the back of your teeth then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# She's got the cold dead eyes of a killer
what am I supposed to do, I'M THAT AROUSED
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Well I can't stop you, you're out of reach.
Stop pointing that thing at me though. If it gets in my hair there shall be CONSEQUENCES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *flaps it about*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm going to get the darts.
This is the LAST TIME I let you out of your box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Cap'n
and other b3tans.

there's a beanie babay wolf on one of my partitions in my office named "haiku wolf". I used to occasianlly write haiku-form semi-poems for it, and it's now graduated to having a little post-it or print out below it with whatever someone wants to say appearing there.

currently Haiku Wolf bears some tripe about "football's not a amtter of life and dead, it's more important" or something.

has anyone a good idea for a brief motto, qoute, saying, small picture or similar that might go there that's office friendly?

and yes, www.youaremyhaikuwolfdisplaybitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# your link doesn't work
and is it too much to expect to hit on someone via such office/communal area thingies like this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
I work in the same office as my girlfriend.
If I start hitting on people via the haiku wolf it could cause tension.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# well I don't have one
and some odd chick keeps/kept editing my white board hampster, I never known what to make of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# hard to say
ask her if she'd like to taste something she's never tasted before, and while you're asking, touch your fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's insanely tempting
But she pulled my hair the other week, so maybe I should stick to primary school tactics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Gleefully go over and punch her round the face
then run away giggling like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# that's funny
but not as funny as my mates suggestion: "put a tack on her chair"

second she'd kick my arse hard if I did that...I'm a sort of blob and couldn't run faster than her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hmm.
read book called let's go play at the Adams' and see if it gives you any ideas.

Note to all: most genuinely disturbing book I've ever read, but great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ok right after I finish:
Multiscale Methods: averaging and homogenization by Pavliotis

'Tis a cracking yarn, I'd recommend it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# And it has to be a haiku?
I am Haiku Wolf
You are not Haiku Wolf, no
You wish you were, chum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# no, it does not have to be haiku.
It became haiku wolf because someone stole it. I emailed around small plaintive haikus asking for its return.
6 months later it was posted to me from the USA with a note saying "sorry", since the person who nicked it had emigrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Well I still nominate my haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# it's up
in 26-point "Blackadder" font.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hey! Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's not trite
it's a Shankly quote, and by the sounds of things some chelski or manc scum is trying to pervert it.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# everything serves a
purpose, this is mine and I
am only a toy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I like this very much
and it has calmed me in the rush to get stuff done before lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# how about
"Fuck off, I'm a fucking wolf and I'll fuck you right up if you come near me.
I'm not joking.
I will.

Don't make me show you"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is very tempting
but the Capn's idea has already gone up and changing it too often scares my co-workers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# "My mother said I could do great things if I only applied myself.
I think she confused me with a balm."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *smacks hand*
get your mitts out of the tiramisu. No tasting till it's ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe
:D

edit : i love your signature :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :D thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# blccch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hand hanky!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# yay for Cannibal the Musical!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# cor
she'll never inflate her hand that way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahaa
she needs to put some effort into it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# COR!
Well done!

Also...sorry to TJ but BIG ROUND NUMBAR!!!

NSFW!


There we go...fucked up teh Uplaod coedz
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# nakied post time!!
:)

edit - cor - but major lack of cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# That's only for my subscribers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# subscribes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *fwaps*
lully piccy, you win a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# woo
puts on click hat and does a little dance! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# cor it would be even better if she had a hat and danced
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hehehe
well in the original she is trying to re-inflate some poor man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*fwaps harder*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# woo
films money shot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh well if we're going to do that....
*looks for cucumber*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 21 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# okay now
i'm def gonna film it and not just pretend! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# tip top sketch!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# thank ya
but its not really a sketch - its photochoppery :D pen tool and brush work. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done Sir!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# thank you sir!!
did u ever finish your stephen fry painting
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# NO
But it's gonna happen .... soon!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Top work, Rev
Rev

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# thank ya sir!!
i'm lovin' your scream face thingys at the moment! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
#
thought it was boris johnson for a minute there!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaa
i finally saw the original of the boris/lolly pic the other day - it all fell into place! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:08, archived)