haha, fuck the twister,where's that lube?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08,
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*stops brushing teeth**looks at tube*
ah.
(ah.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10,
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*runs naked screaming from the bed room*why is it FOAMING?
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11,
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*tries to talk with fully lubed teeth and tongue and tongue-fucks own throat*agggggggggggggggggggg agggggggggggg
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13,
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ohI must admit - the tingle is not unplesant... and all the cavities seem to have dissapeared.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:14,
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haha.you dirty post deleter. Was Gareth going to sue?
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24,
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my mate wastrying a spot of uphill gardening with a new lady friend ( in the next bedroom to where I was drunkenly servicing her friend after we picked them up in the local dive club ) as the story was told to me after I stopped laughing and he stopped screaming was that he was in difficulties and not being practised in this art and knowing the wonders of spit he mentioned they might need lube, so she reached into a draw and proceeded to rub some substance over his throbbing bell end.
Take my advice. Don't let a bird rub Vicks vaporub on your knob if you don't want to have your mate piss his sides at the sight of you trying t dip your cock in the sink whilst screaming the house down.
(Take my advice. Don't let a bird rub Vicks vaporub on your knob if you don't want to have your mate piss his sides at the sight of you trying t dip your cock in the sink whilst screaming the house down.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16,
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