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# Anyone got Mario Kart Wii and up for a race or two?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# no - sorry
TJ - anyone got an attractive girlfriend and interested in a swinging or two?

edit - also - woo ... I forget to woo these because my WOOing is always implicit because I love them SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Cunt.
GREAT, NOW I FEEL ALL GUILTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# just because I don't have a Wii
doesn't make me a Cunt... it's my cuntishness which does that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha
What a wonderfully strange propostion!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Anyone got a copy of fly fishing by J.R. Hartley?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Fly fishing always sounds like when women go out on the pull
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# with their fishing poles with the spikes on the end
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# ALWAYS
Cheeky minxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# that's right!
carbon fibre rods with tungsten steel hooks

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Remind me never to go drinking with you
...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# don't worry, I have an extra set of kevlar armour
and a bag of fish to throw around thus causing confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# NANO TUBES
great big nano tubes, with legions of hamsters pulling fancy people around in boats floating in chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# science! it will destroy us all with it's sexy hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Does anyone know the rules
to naked, oiled, twister...? or, indeed, does anyone have any baby oil...? or a copy of twister?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I think those ARE the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# so
the answer was inside me all along? I just needed to believe in myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# yeah! that's the answer!
waves fist in the air while doing epic guitar chord

*fade to credits*

*generic 1985 pop plays*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# If you believe in yourself and you have a pure heart, anything is possible*.
Including autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha, fuck the twister,
where's that lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *stops brushing teeth*
*looks at tube*

ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *runs naked screaming from the bed room*
why is it FOAMING?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# that means it's happy!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *tries to talk with fully lubed teeth and tongue and tongue-fucks own throat*
agggggggggggggggggggg agggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# oh
I must admit - the tingle is not unplesant... and all the cavities seem to have dissapeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# haha.
you dirty post deleter. Was Gareth going to sue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# my mate was
trying a spot of uphill gardening with a new lady friend ( in the next bedroom to where I was drunkenly servicing her friend after we picked them up in the local dive club ) as the story was told to me after I stopped laughing and he stopped screaming was that he was in difficulties and not being practised in this art and knowing the wonders of spit he mentioned they might need lube, so she reached into a draw and proceeded to rub some substance over his throbbing bell end.

Take my advice. Don't let a bird rub Vicks vaporub on your knob if you don't want to have your mate piss his sides at the sight of you trying t dip your cock in the sink whilst screaming the house down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# COCKBURN'S
pronounced coburn's
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Define attractive
It is, after all, very subjective.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# think of me
think of someone I'd find attractive, add a couple of units of attractive, but not too much - I don't want her to feel like she's doing me a favor or something - and you're somewhere in the ball park.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# oh yes
it's ALL true
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Are you mental?
The most important football match of the century is under way soon ( and I'm really, really pissed off now that I chose not to go when I had the chance, I did not think I'd mind seeing as I was in Barcelona 99 but now it's here i'm fucking gutted I'm not in Moscow ).
Playing kiddies toys when there is football and BEER to consume? get a grip young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Some of us are
conscientious objectors from football. (Goes off to do some gardening)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# uphill?
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I know.
My mrs finds me an enigma. So much geek crammed into so much burly man's man.

I know some of you just can't manage to have your geekness interrupted by football and it's a shame. I must be special.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# yes, you're special
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# needs!!
o i c that was the gag




sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# off home!
Have fun with your 22 sexy-legged men in shorts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# bubbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# oh, football
how nice

*continues sitting motionless, drooling slightly*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# You're, like, my favourite person ever and I want you inside me :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# OH, TOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:41, archived)