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# this platypus
is made more scary by the fact that it's clearly hanging from a tree by its poisoned barbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It hangs and waits
that's what it does.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# A llama has a sharp beak for eating honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# you're thinking of Octopi
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# If you see a Llama you must shout Quianos Liamas
watch out, there are llamas
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# But surely,
don't you think the Llamas already know that without your annoying shouting?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# What if they're a blind llama
who thinks they're some sort of fliddy horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Then they have issues
and I'd prefer not to get involved ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# No, you're already involved.
You can't leave them now!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I think it's cruel
Shouting at llamas when all they want to do is climb mount everest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I have a new purpose in life
I'm going to go and photrograph the "information" panel about Llamas at the local zoo and then bring it home and photoshop it and print and laminate it and sneak in and replace the real info sheet with one that replaces the latin name and genus and crap with

"some kind of fliddy horse"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# :D perfectly viable explanation, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I want to see this
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# If you had to incorporate one feature
From the platypus into your body which would it be?

Egg laying
Barbs
Bill
Moley little eyes
Beaver tail
Confusing genus status
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# egg laying.
Get it all over and done with for the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Good thinking, although a human egg would be biiiiiig
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hmmm.
You're right.

Beaver tail then, so I could slap it on the ground with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Barbs could be useful
especially for burying things
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Like bones for later?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Merry mental image
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *slaps tail happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *glees
Thoroughly heartwarming little creature
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It'd make everything easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# it would
undoubtedly, no bloody secretions and you can have a great fry-up into the bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# imagine the size of the egg :O
That'd do at least 4 people's sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# or one big one!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Stop looking at my lower half with that hungry look in your eyes.
Actually, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *licks lips*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :P V
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# last one
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# shut up marsupialmanmammalfishtile!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)