fuck yeah!three frames of FUCKING ACTION!
*pukes*
(*pukes*
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 3:47,
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they should let me direct movies
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 3:49,
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I want to make a moviea total mindless insult to the intelligence plotless action movie
3 elements
dude, hot chick
and evil guy
and in that there's, apc chases with big rigs and exchanges of rockets, fleets of steath fighters, flying helicopters through bank lobbys, on fire, nuclear missiles and fucking people running about screaming in mayhem
should be fun :D
(3 elements
dude, hot chick
and evil guy
and in that there's, apc chases with big rigs and exchanges of rockets, fleets of steath fighters, flying helicopters through bank lobbys, on fire, nuclear missiles and fucking people running about screaming in mayhem
should be fun :D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 3:52,
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i call dibs on co-writereveryone wearing armoured trenchcoats. even the post man and mcdonald's emlpoyees.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:02,
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it needs a few mechanical robot nazi's toohmm, guy in a trenchcoat who smokes a lot, he sounds cool
but is he good or evil?
HAHA ambiguous!
the movie is now deep :D
(but is he good or evil?
HAHA ambiguous!
the movie is now deep :D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:03,
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ooo pseudo philosophy"humanity is... a dandelion, mr Kuhl-zoundink-neihm. we are weeds, we grow everywhere, have heads that disperse into the air when blown, taste great as a fizzy liquid when combined with burdock, we... i've got a bit lost here haven't i?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:10,
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line copied and pasted for later useI will try and get this in a script somewhere
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:12,
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=D good showi keep meaning to actually get round to writing a damn script but i'm the most work shy person ever. the best i ever managed was adapting a scene from a Robert Rankin novel for the stage.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:14,
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it has been asked of me "are you going to write a script or a story"due to my.. er... obvious issues
but it's like real work
plus putting a coherent narrative even if it's a sequence of one load of cobblers after another is really hard work
and I'm a lazy twat, I'll probably get killed by a grue
(but it's like real work
plus putting a coherent narrative even if it's a sequence of one load of cobblers after another is really hard work
and I'm a lazy twat, I'll probably get killed by a grue
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:16,
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Get the Grue to write it......waite...
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:21,
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that's all we need, grue's with pensclogging up our ecosystem!
it'll end up in chaos, man, choas! cohas! caohs!
edit: and it just occured to me: grue's with tits
(it'll end up in chaos, man, choas! cohas! caohs!
edit: and it just occured to me: grue's with tits
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:24,
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Rule 34 says Grue got ...HIS ASS!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:34,
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all of my friends expect me to end up a media darling famous for writing a book that everyone bought but doesn't understandthough over summer we should write a b-movie. do a scene each or summat. that way it'd have a wonderful disjointed feel
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:21,
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haha fuck, maybe, if I have time, I don't know if I willcould be worth a laugh, I guarrantee I won't be able to make 1 shit of sense
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:23,
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fuckin' a thats what we want. one scene of gibberish then another of cheerful meloncholiathat would be fun
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:26,
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ok, I'm up for it, b-movie quality shit script:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:28,
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sexy :)i've got to help my girlfriend with her translation stuff for a bit. we shall discuss this further tomorrow.
night b3ta
(night b3ta
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:33,
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If a movie proves to be too large a go.Drop me a/the story and I'll make a comic out of something for it.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:38,
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I should have set this bird down as a blue rock thrush or passero
solitario, for I know these birds breed yearly on the Sacro Monte,
and no bird sings so sweetly as they do, but we are expressly told
that Caimi did not reach Varallo till the end of the year, and the
passeri solitarii have all migrated by the end of August.
(solitario, for I know these birds breed yearly on the Sacro Monte,
and no bird sings so sweetly as they do, but we are expressly told
that Caimi did not reach Varallo till the end of the year, and the
passeri solitarii have all migrated by the end of August.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:12,
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"Brad, you really have to lay off the meth, nobody knows what the fuck you are talking about anymore" discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:15,
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A danger of observation and collecting of data is that you end up finding meta-situations;
perhaps you realize that in the end, all skateboarding is performance art, and then you realize
that all athletic endeavors are performance art, and then, eventually, you realize that performance
is one of the main human traits.... and so on, until finally you've encompassed all of existence
into a huge "meta-performance paradigm" and nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.
In fact, while you're not being listened to anymore because your stuff doesn't appear to have relevance,
you occasionally pipe up with "I thought of that first!" when you see someone applying similar
thought trains to yours in a random forum or situation, and then you act like you "own" all this
and consider it "old hat" and then you're not just a irrelevant cloud-head, you're an asshole
irrelevant cloud-head with a persecution complex.
(perhaps you realize that in the end, all skateboarding is performance art, and then you realize
that all athletic endeavors are performance art, and then, eventually, you realize that performance
is one of the main human traits.... and so on, until finally you've encompassed all of existence
into a huge "meta-performance paradigm" and nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.
In fact, while you're not being listened to anymore because your stuff doesn't appear to have relevance,
you occasionally pipe up with "I thought of that first!" when you see someone applying similar
thought trains to yours in a random forum or situation, and then you act like you "own" all this
and consider it "old hat" and then you're not just a irrelevant cloud-head, you're an asshole
irrelevant cloud-head with a persecution complex.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:31,
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And that's just the foreplay to the main event...HIS ASS!
and cya.
(and cya.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 4:40,
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