BASED ON A TRUE STORY.I ONLY MADE UP A FEW MINOR PARTS AND I CHANGED MY FRIEND'S NAME TO NIGEL BECAUSE HE GOT WEIRDED OUT WHEN HIS BROTHER DIED. PATRICK DID THROW THE SANDWICH AND HIT HER IN THE HEAD LIKE THAT, THOUGH, AND HE WAS SPRAWLED OUT IN THE BACK SEAT. HE HAD A GREAT ARM.
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postbear has metal knees,
Fri 23 May 2008, 7:51,
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Handy skill. If one has a lot of rancid sandwiches at hand that is.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 23 May 2008, 7:56,
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I BOUGHT A SACK OF AVOCADOES A FEW WEEKS AGO AND THEY WERE ALL STRINGY AND ROTTEN INSIDE.THE SUPERMARKET WOULDN'T GIVE ME A REFUND SO I'VE BEEN STEALING STUFF FROM THEM EVER SINCE. SOME THINGS I JUST PALM OR POCKET, BUT I ALSO BUY PACKS OF VEGETABLES THAT ARE IN CARDBOARD CONTAINERS WITH SARAN WRAP OVER THEM, AND HAVE $1 MARKED ON THEM.
WHEN I GET HOME I EMPTY OUT THE VEGETABLES AND BRING THE CONTAINERS BACK TO THE STORE THE NEXT TIME AND FILL THEM HALFWAY UP WITH EXPENSIVE SHIT THEN THROW MUSHROOMS OR BRUSSEL SPROUTS OVERTOP. I HAVE ABOUT TEN TINY EXPENSIVE CONTAINERS OF NASAL SPRAY AND A WHOLE PILE OF WEIRD ESSENTIAL OILS FROM DOING THIS NOW.
I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS SO I END UP SWATTING THEM INTO THE 3-DOORS-DOWN NEIGHBOUR'S YARD WITH MY SQUASH RACQUET. I DON'T USE NASAL SPRAY EITHER, BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
(WHEN I GET HOME I EMPTY OUT THE VEGETABLES AND BRING THE CONTAINERS BACK TO THE STORE THE NEXT TIME AND FILL THEM HALFWAY UP WITH EXPENSIVE SHIT THEN THROW MUSHROOMS OR BRUSSEL SPROUTS OVERTOP. I HAVE ABOUT TEN TINY EXPENSIVE CONTAINERS OF NASAL SPRAY AND A WHOLE PILE OF WEIRD ESSENTIAL OILS FROM DOING THIS NOW.
I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS SO I END UP SWATTING THEM INTO THE 3-DOORS-DOWN NEIGHBOUR'S YARD WITH MY SQUASH RACQUET. I DON'T USE NASAL SPRAY EITHER, BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
postbear has metal knees,
Fri 23 May 2008, 8:03,
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