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# I have got to try that one
I have a funny name, so no one can do that to me.

But they can take the piss mercilessly by putting an 'i' in the middle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# kebibab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
not my real name, and I've just realised that it will only work in Australia...because you don't use the same slang for a shithouse as we do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You're called Tolet
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# do you lot ACTUALLY
call it a dunny, or is that totally wrong? Because I'm guessing you don't tell everyone to rack off either.

Or go to Lassiters much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# An australian friend of my missus
proposed to his now-fiance while drunk and eating a vegemite sandwich. We agreed it's the single most australian thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# only if he said:
Ahhh faaaaaark I want ya ta marry me shelia!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# faaaaaaaark that's getting to close to my name
yes it is called a dunny... sometimes also...dunnyXXX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Dunny three-X?
REALLY shitty lager?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yeah that would be shitty lager...piss weak as well
It's called XXXX 'cause Queenslander's can't spell beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've not had XXXX
in YEARS. I can't actually remember what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok, piss in a glass add some water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# DELICIOUS then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I can't say, even with my perverted mind
that I have yet tasted my own watered down urine.

I have however tasted xxxx and it is weak and decidedly un-beer flavoured.

still haven't worked out my name?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# k3bib
Yes I see what you mean

hold on a minute...

k3i/-\b

that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# kebaib?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)