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#

Click for biggerer.

Previously.

Clicky here please, you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
That is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Yay!
*click*
*vote*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Duckflaps!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hello miss
how is the extra person?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Swinging from my ribs and being called Damian
Allo :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
#
mian ve
Edit: Oh, and hello ma'am! I take it all is well?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Yup, saw the obstetrician this morning
Everything's good.

Even if I can't stand up.
Or sit down.
Or move.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Fun.
Ok, here's an awkward question:
What position ARE you in?

Feel free to not answer.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# At the moment
The 'If O2 don't give me my money back I'm going to get Exetery on them' position
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That restaurant is at the end of Pedantichrist's building.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ha.
i'm leaving o2 when my current contract runs out, because they wouldn't give me my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *Pounce*
'ello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
devil spawn greek: to tame
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# 100%
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'm so excited about meeting you at the bash
and your bump.

Promise I won't do the woman thing and just wander up, unannounced, and touch the bump. That's so RUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *makes notes*
is rude to walk up to a woman and touch her bumps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Not always
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# It would be if I did it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I am going to have to be
gaffa taped to a chair.


Promise not to call you Clarice.





Much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# oh do tell the exceptions
when she pulls your hair first?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Well if you know her it helps
Also if she's wearing a t-shirt that says 'squeeze these'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# she doesn't no
otherwise I'd have done it ages ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I must agree with ClanSoul
Dave is a much better name

But my best mate when I was a kid was Damian. Haven't seen him in 15 years or so. I wonder what's happened to him
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Dave is a brilliant name to shout out at a gig.
'DAVE WHERE ARE YOU'

*cue the sight of half the men in the place turning round*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I have got to try that one
I have a funny name, so no one can do that to me.

But they can take the piss mercilessly by putting an 'i' in the middle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# kebibab?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
#
not my real name, and I've just realised that it will only work in Australia...because you don't use the same slang for a shithouse as we do
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# You're called Tolet
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# do you lot ACTUALLY
call it a dunny, or is that totally wrong? Because I'm guessing you don't tell everyone to rack off either.

Or go to Lassiters much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# An australian friend of my missus
proposed to his now-fiance while drunk and eating a vegemite sandwich. We agreed it's the single most australian thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# only if he said:
Ahhh faaaaaark I want ya ta marry me shelia!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# faaaaaaaark that's getting to close to my name
yes it is called a dunny... sometimes also...dunnyXXX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Dunny three-X?
REALLY shitty lager?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
yeah that would be shitty lager...piss weak as well
It's called XXXX 'cause Queenslander's can't spell beer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I've not had XXXX
in YEARS. I can't actually remember what it's like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ok, piss in a glass add some water.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# DELICIOUS then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I can't say, even with my perverted mind
that I have yet tasted my own watered down urine.

I have however tasted xxxx and it is weak and decidedly un-beer flavoured.

still haven't worked out my name?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# k3bib
Yes I see what you mean

hold on a minute...

k3i/-\b

that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# kebaib?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *turns round*
eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Trelly gave birth to him, obviously.
Then she dropped him off a couple decades ago using her tardis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# his last name wasn't trellis (and fuck me I can't remember what it was...)
and I remember the photo trelly posted for her latest milestone. Way sexier than his mum.

YOU JUST WAIT YOUNGSTER, YOU WON'T REMEMBER THINGS
*shakes walking stick*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I don't remember things already.
I'll have alezheimers by the time I'm 25.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# what the fuck were we talking about?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# WHO ARE YOU!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# who-who-who-who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'm lost...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
are you my mummy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I don't remember,
but where did you put the brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Bloody hell.
The Who, love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *riffs*
out here in the fields!
I fight for my meals
I put my back in to my liiiiiiving!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 23 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I know, silly.
I was just carrying on the theme.

I was listening to it just this morning, actually :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Don't agree with ClanSoul
he clings.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahah
Brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I want to sex him
Woo

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# not you
your drawing of Darwin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I had assumed that,
but this does suggest that you might think that everyone wants to sex me. This would be news to me, if it were true.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *confuseds anachronistically*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks so calm about it!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# he's clearly giving himself a quick tug under the toga
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA!
WOOOO!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Louie louie!
Wooah wooah!

wriggle wiggle wrong

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# are we in the fraternity now?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hope so... B3ta Capa
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 May 2008, 14:04, archived)