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# DAMN STRAIGHT
I shall speak German. Oder ich werde Deutsche sprechen. Juli oder fruehe August fahrt mich nach Brighton, glaube ich, dich viel Orgasmus zu geben.

My German may be shit. The other Boris may be able to correct me. Or the other German speakers on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:30, archived)
# as long as it sounds vaguely german, thats sexy enough for me
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Good stuff
I can do German-sounding-but-grammatically-incorrect until it boils from my bum, which might suit you very well actually.

Doch bis Sommer!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:39, archived)
# haha excellent.
i've so got to learn geman, i'm just lazy. but my god i love it. sexier than french.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You reckon?
You should visit me here... I'm sure we can find time to speak German...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# you know if i had the cash and a passport i so would.
i wanna go to the black forest and star mountain!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I live in Baden-Wuerttemberg.....
Even if I can never remember how to spell it.....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# as long as it's in germany...it's all good to me.
i want to hug a german person!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# hmmm
i may be able to arrange that but, alas, i'm british :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# i'd still hug you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# As they don't speak proper German here
and half my group is Chinese, I've not really bothered to learn much German...

I can speak a smattering of 'Co-op-deutsch', so I can get by at train stations and supermarkets, but conversation is a bit limited...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 May 2008, 23:36, archived)
# You can survive here fine
with English, which is a pity because I'm too lazy to learn a language unless I'm forced to. I've started trying to bully friends into at least emailing in German by insisting on writing to them in German. That they tend to reply in English doesn't tell me that they think I suck at German. Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I did give it a go.
but everyone wants to practice their English on the only native speaker in the department.
sometimes I feel more like a bloody secretary - I usually get five-ten documents to check a week for SPAG, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 23 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't get that as much as I thought
I think everyone (wrongly) believes that their English is perfect. Plus there's three native English speakers in my department here.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:54, archived)