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# ok that sounds like me.
oh crap. shouldn't admit that.

yooou slaag!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# PHWOAR!
As your psycaitrist sykiatriss fuck this I need another beer shrink i wholly approve of this sort of language.
*dons 'special' underpants*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# andd what is so special about these underpants?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 23 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Can you keep a secret?
*checks room for bugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
#
yesss!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# OK
Many years ago when I was but an innocent youth, I happened, by chance, to be wearing my favourite purple nylon Y-fronts. As I boarded the bus on my way to school I noticed that the bus conductress had failed to don her regulation London Transport jacket and, as a result of the chilly weather, she was rather prominent in the chest area. The outcome of this rather exciting event was that I had an unexpected lump with ensuing stickiness in aforementioned underpants. Ever since that wonderful day I have never washed those wonderful undergarments and continue to wear them to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# SEXY
i hope one day to be able to sniff these magical underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I'll send you a few scrapings
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# awww. i would you love forever if you did.
please attach yourself to said scrapings.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *unsticks underpants from ceiling*
*scrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# they're incontinence pants
makes drinking so much easier
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# He makes mngggggggg!! sounds
when he puts them on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# this as well
fuck me but i'm shattered. i'm going to finish my beer in bed and keep my phone handy.

night all.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Beer in bed?
Like your style!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 0:06, archived)