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# get a grip man!
I am watching boxing.
Ricky Hatton's brother got his arse kicked.
Some flash bastard with natty dreads who is supposed to be Hatton's next opponent has scraped through his fight with a very poor performance but the highlight was that the ref kept trying to get the corner to tape up Malignaggi's long hair and in the end his cornermen got out the scissors and CUT IT OFF! Each round they were cutting off a bit more, I've never seen such a farce. He claimed his hand was broke. His fucking head is broke trying to box looking like Milli fucking Vanilli.

Hatton coming out now to face his hand picked piece of mutton to beat up since he got an ass whooping from Merryweather.

So yeah, watch boxing you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Milli Vanilli!?!
What horrors from my id have you just unleashed you heartless bastard!

and my didgy box is borked, I could do with some Zanshin

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# It's getting worse.
Hatton's opponent has come out wearing a sombrero that even the Goodies would have been too embarrassed to wear. Then Russell Watson comes out to sing Land of hope and glory ( I'm glad to see he's looking well but I still think he's a twat for the way he treats his ex wife (i'm a friend of his father's )).
The music starts up and he launches into song. Then the music stops...and starts all over again so chubby Russ has so start again, falling over his tongue. Then when it was over... the music started again so he had to sing it AGAIN!.

What a comical night, better than Euromisery any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nah
sounds like it needed more 'Amazing Grace' to be more crap than this, it is simply beyond description how dreadful Eurosvision is

Terry Wogan's sarcastic remarks are the soul saving thing, thank fuck we are a Maritime Nation removed by tons of ocean from this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's never been the same since they
made Terry do it sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I am not so sure tonight
his drool wit seems to be falling off his tongue with such razor-sharpness, I can imagine no sober man capable of such sarcastic observations

but then again I have been laughing hard for two hours now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# He's already admitted to bringing in booze.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# 'This is no longer a musical contest'
Terry's immortal words, and judging by the regional voting trends it can't even try and disguise itself as such

I think Terry just commented 'if he can bothered to turn up next year'

Then again it's always been shit

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Indeed
Without Latvia and Terry, this year would be rubbish.
I'm pretty sure I've heard the opening to that Russian song before, but can't quite place it.
Edit : think it's "Wild World" (Cat Stevens).
And Portugal still sounds like Army of Lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:20, archived)