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# True!
I was in bed with a woman earlier and she said 'OI! I'm not that kind of woman!'
So I said, 'You're not what kind of woman?'
And she said, 'Oi! How can you talk with my cock in your mouth!'

True story that!

Have some Afro Disco Cat for your trubbils!



(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# HAW-HAW HAW!

edit: Yay! FLUFF!! *saves for abuse of some sort later*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# How quickly they grow up!
I do rather like these.

Is that a Cunnilingus for Dummies book he's holding?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I think that is the sub-title, but yes.
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1905548281/b3ta-21
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# silly Redsushi! Whoop Whoop
ensure the cock is cooked at a regular heat for several hours before consumption

and don't talk with a cock in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I know!
I thought she was that kind of woman....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# well, ain't that the truth!
hmmmmmnnnnn hmm!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I might suggest watching out for the 'cocks with mouths'.

They're right bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# oh dear god. that is freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# *gives amy a sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# oo no.
don't eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I dont want you to eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# christ...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I know!
It's massive isnt it :(

I always thought it would be a blessing but alas....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# chop it up into little slices
put it in a casserole or soup or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Ouch!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# gotta love bangers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That looks
more like Brian Blessed about to climb Everest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# well he's going to blow the top of everest
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:45, archived)