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# sounds like the hella cool turtle I seen that pood only pure shredded turnip
his name was david he was a nice turtle
he had blonde hair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# fucking shitty turtles, rub them? yeah? then what
oh yes, slimey jurtyl, spreading over the pyrenees what a gyp! total impregnant ambiagram

not expected to lead to priapism but who can tell
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it does with me
but then again he only bathes in lava beans
and we all know how that works in china
especially with the soups and all
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Well, there was a tale, in 1753 of a gentleman by the name Ernoldmot Motmot
for that was his name, and he went to china to buy a hat

sadly, his sense of direct was such that he ended up at a service station on the m6, to this day he remains there, buying cups of tea.

It's said that one day he will go to the toilet, they live in fear of this occasion, for his bladder is now of such enormity that it threatens to block out the light of the very sun

*Shakes hand angrilly at the sky in doom/portent type manner*

sorry, what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# oh, nothing really
I was distracted by the arduous task of preening the praying mantis in order to appease the god of green sticks.

But that isnt really relevant at all to the constitution of a toe nail kept in a mine workers sock.

The aphrodisiac qualities of shampoo = peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I have travelled this world
I have seen her wonders
I have set foot in virgin water
as I have on virgin soil
yet in my egress from land to land
I have to ask
What the fuck? WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I'M FUCKING LOST???!?!?

WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK!!!! I can see like ocean, and that's it, fuck.

That's why I'm glad I have my JML SOLAR POWERED Refridgerator with me, it keeps my prawns and other electrical appliances cool and fresh for whenever I need them.

Allow me to demonstrate, as I open this fridge, and.. hey, some TWAT HAS NICKED ME PRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# and "crikey" said steve
to the prawns he was to retrieve
as he looked in dismay
at their fateful array
all twisted and dead
with black stuff in their head
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY INSIDE A HAIRDRYER?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# could you believe
the task of steve
to put prawns through a sieve
and then stop rhyming
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:34, archived)
# but it was gay on toast
that he desired most
to gobble a shaft
in both his fore and his aft
as a banana bender
he kept your blender
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# For four score and twenty years
Our three forefathers
bought the incontinent
constipated librium
and defibrilated

this is what makes america great!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 25 May 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I hope it's spreadable
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 3:17, archived)