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# stapled a hat on?
Wouldn't that hurt?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# tis true.
I wonder what sort of staples he used..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# gotta admit I wouldn't wanna staple my hat to my head
it cost a fortune
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# do you have a massive head?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Naaa
It's fixing all the corks in place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'd love one of them
but I'm not going to go punching holes in a $110 fedora to get one...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ah a 40p fedora:P
Yeah you're flies are so rude. If you swat at an English fly they go,'I'm sorry old chap' and then it buggers off for a game of cricket and a cucumber sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I like my hat it helps control our rabbits...
53 pounds at the current exchange rate. How much is a bottle of beer there?

We have real flies, they eat shit not cucumber sarnies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# erm £53
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know how to get a pound symbol :(
*cuts and pastes*
£ aaaaaah there we go
and if a bottle of beer is 53quid you're paying too much
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It is the largest hat size they had :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Anyone know how to stretch a hat?
I bought a pirate hat but it's a tiny bit too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# medieval rack
try a castle near your home town

here to help
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I have a hat stretcher in my garage, but I find it unlikely that my ownership of said implement would help you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Is it leather? Cause I think you can dampen and stretch that
If it's felt, make sure there isn't a foamy thing around the inside of the crown, they're supposed to be temporary because the felt shrinks otherwise no fucking idea....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# perhaps it was the office furniture place
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Rexel obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Well obviously it he didn't really
But I was young and it looked cool. Got a staple gun and fined three intohis forehead.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# As a kid 5-10 I saw a rugby player getting a cut stapled
I was terrified of cuts that deep cause I thought my mum was gunna have to staple me back together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Interestingly enough
Superglue was orginially designed for gluing wounds shut during the Vietnam war!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
# YAH!!
I saw footage of them gluing people's intestines back together, very impressive.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah but it's just live airfix
You're always left with a couple of bits you don't know wher should go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 13:19, archived)