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# HAhaha!
BLoody excellent.


Nnng, I have a picture I want to post but I have to ask permission of the source and he's not about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Post it anyway!
Besides, it's easier to get forgiveness than permission... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
Depends on how you ask ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'm not going to ask what techniques you're planning to use...
I shall just trust that they're legal...

But however you do it, hurry up and get permission! All this suspense isn't good for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It's not that great
but I've been doing it for aaaaages!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# postitpostitpostit


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yay for limes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hell yes!
Also: best flavour opal fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# actually, that is scientifically correct
tho the orange flavoured one is also highly rated in our surveys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
it comes a VERY close second.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Post it anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Might not want me to.
It's SFW, naturally. But still.

Hello you. Did I tell you I can play with girls now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# What? How come?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Ah, change of heart.
Well not change, more him coming to terms with internalised feelings etc etc etc etc etc long and boring etc etc etc etc

summation: I'm not going to be staring at tits and drooling any more, losing the ability to speak. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Woohoo!
You got me really worried then, I thought it was for the BAD reason!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Pfft, not in the slightest.
More him deciding that there are some things neither of us can provide for the other (like I can't provide humungous big black momma tits) and so that's fine to sample the delights that nature has to offer, because sex and love are two different things.

I'm paraphrasing a 4 hour conversation here. We've never been happier though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Good good :)
I did genuinely go 'oooooooh no!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hah, never you fear petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)