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And that's all I have to say on the subject

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:24, archived)

*citruses all over the carpet*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

"now billy, what happens when you citrus on the carpet?"

"I know daddy :("

"open wide, like a good little bitch"

"no daddy no, it's wrong"

*LIMES*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

Hahaha, what?

or to put it another way:

lul,wut?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

well, in summary

it's like, well, totally.

and so, the situation is explained

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

But, like, all the poor kids in Afganistan like,

they dont have maps. So, ummm, like, they should like totally, ummm. Yeah.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

we should smear maps in lime

and like, drop them on them, from planes

so they have like, totally got like, directions and also the taste of lime, the taste of lime freedom

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha

*wants some lime freedom*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

well, you'll have to have either vast deposits of oil

or room for a pipeline :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

LOLWUT?

Hmmmm

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

yes, if you have those you are guarranteed a good hard freeing

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:39, archived)

I am totally confused

but also aroused.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

yay! result!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

Now lime me like you mean it

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:46, archived)

crikey, it's gonna take a gallon of jif!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

Cif!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

that too!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:51, archived)

Oh come on

it's not that dirty

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

it isn't?

well, it should be :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 20:00, archived)

Like regular freedom,

but with a refreshing citrus twist.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

Refreshing citrus twists ftw.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

*LIMES*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

let's lime again

like we did last summer
let's time again
and again AND AGAIN AND AND AGAIN AND NEVER STOP
*engages dalek voice*
YOU WILL BE LIMED. THERE WILL BE LIME. LIME LIME.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

like:

*LIMES*

"no daddy no, it's wrong"

"open wide, like a good little bitch"

"I know daady :("

"now billy, what happens when you citrus on the carpet?"
?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

or, to but it another way

billy: *limes*
daddy: C'est!
billy: Hope grape fructal image!
daddy: La Fontaine!!
billy: *BROAMS*
daddy: *THROBS*

LIME EMULSION: €4.95 L

*electrocution*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:43, archived)

Ahahaha

YES.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:25, archived)

see how easily we descend into fructal chaos

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

Fractal chaos?

Fractal citrus!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

fruity circus?

lute haircut??

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

Lute haircut?

Mute fair slut?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

oboe prostitute?

timpani concubine?!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

you lost me.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

well, to be truthful I haven't got enough of an idea to fill a boat with whats going on

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

Crow destitute

Timbale Praline?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

chocolate belgian trumpet!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

I AM GOING TO EAT SOME CHICKEN STEW NOW.

Oh wait. That doesnt work at all.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

ENJOY

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

Scrolled past this quite fast.

Got all excited. Oh well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

oh dear god its a bandwagon

thread rush!

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

don't blame me man!

*ponders doing attack of the 50 ft lime poster*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo_{ooooooooooooooooooooooooo}}}}}}}}}}}

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

haha

it's not a bandwagon yet

all it takes is one more new lime based thread

then the floodgates open, spurting lime

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

then allow me to place this here: -

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

"captain ahab, sir, THE SIGNS ARE BUILDING!"

"If you hadn't brought those damn limes aboard queequeg!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

Oh dear

~~thread rush~~
THRUSH

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:42, archived)

ERR'BODY JUMP ON DE EMILBUS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

ey'! emil'! where this bus going, muchacho?

eyyyy, carlos, who knows man, gotta bring the gringoes their limes man!

(what?)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

DE EMILBUS! FEEL DE RIDDIM MON!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

AH MON WHADDA BUS O LIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:37, archived)

BUS O EMIL FOOL! MON GET WID DE PROGRAM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

NO NEED A POSEGAM MON

GONNAA LAAAAAAIME!!!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

EMILBUS ERR WE COME!

YOU DEAD MON?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

YEAH MON BEEN DEAD LONGTAIME!

VOODOO LIMES YA KNO

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

Fuck, this board needs more VOODOO LIMES, YA GET ME!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Brilliant

Woo yay.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

HAhaha!

BLoody excellent.

Nnng, I have a picture I want to post but I have to ask permission of the source and he's not about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:26, archived)

Post it anyway!

Besides, it's easier to get forgiveness than permission... ;)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:28, archived)

Oh I don't know.

Depends on how you ask ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

I'm not going to ask what techniques you're planning to use...

I shall just trust that they're legal...

But however you do it, hurry up and get permission! All this suspense isn't good for me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

It's not that great

but I've been doing it for aaaaages!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

postitpostitpostit

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

^this

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:30, archived)

yay for limes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

Hell yes!

Also: best flavour opal fruit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

actually, that is scientifically correct

tho the orange flavoured one is also highly rated in our surveys

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

it comes a VERY close second.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

Post it anyway

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

Might not want me to.

It's SFW, naturally. But still.

Hello you. Did I tell you I can play with girls now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:34, archived)

What? How come?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:35, archived)

Ah, change of heart.

Well not change, more him coming to terms with internalised feelings etc etc etc etc etc long and boring etc etc etc etc

summation: I'm not going to be staring at tits and drooling any more, losing the ability to speak. \o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:40, archived)

Woohoo!

You got me really worried then, I thought it was for the BAD reason!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:41, archived)

Pfft, not in the slightest.

More him deciding that there are some things neither of us can provide for the other (like I can't provide humungous big black momma tits) and so that's fine to sample the delights that nature has to offer, because sex and love are two different things.

I'm paraphrasing a 4 hour conversation here. We've never been happier though :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:44, archived)

Good good :)

I did genuinely go 'oooooooh no!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

Hah, never you fear petal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

*juices*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:27, archived)

it'll be full of juicy salty sea goodness

high in omega 3

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:32, archived)

I love it when you turn up

and have to catch up with the insanity

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

I could not resist the power of limes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:33, archived)

guffaw!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:29, archived)

\o/

yay

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:36, archived)

whoa! aceness!

(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:31, archived)

yay tanky

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

Indeed. Fucking sublime.

(C)I trust it's a comfortable way to travel the acid seas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:38, archived)

yes, though sometimes the sizes of the compartments take the pith

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:39, archived)

Its a lemon submarine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:45, archived)

and we all live in it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:48, archived)

it requires it's own song and gameshow

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

the crystal lemon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:53, archived)

ace! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:47, archived)

*glees*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

yay!

:)

so that's they the sea is salty then.

fish spending their time using the sublimes for tequilla slammers.

:D

x

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arrangedletters, Tue 27 May 2008, 19:57, archived)